1) "Ironically, she was elated when the magic key failed to open the car door." The_Solipsist
2) Bronze medalist in the Cranky Olympics. JPBuckner (I can't endorse him as the winner of two captions...no matter how tempting or deserving)
3) "Almost makes you wanna buy a Chevy" 0wnz (OOOH, BURN!!)
4) "Britney revisits her birthplace" Drew_Atreides
5) "Herbie gets a lap dance." Dano
6) Why 'Pimp My Ride' was canceled. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
7) "The toyota Echo... as easy to ride as she is" Parca_Mortem
8) "The Toyota Echo: Big on Ass little on Gas" Form-VII
9) "Britany was the unwitting first victim of CARMAGEDDON!" Drew_Atreides
10) Japan introduces the 'Port-O-Potty' on wheels <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
11) Nothing beats the raw power of a Toyota Echo. MuhammadAus
12) . . . and thus followed the worst car chase scene in film history. chuchu
Best Non-Toyota Echo Reference (WTF?!):
Heath, Jake, get out of that back seat, now! JPBuckner
Best Reference to This Week's Other Caption:
Heath, Jake, get out of that back seat, now! JPBuckner
Best Reference to Past Winning Caption:
Bronze medalist in the Cranky Olympics. JPBuckner
Dumb Blonde Joke Award Winner:
"I don't get it! I'm turning the key! Why won't the engine start?!?" Senor Taco
NON-AWARDS:
The Jury Is Still Out On This One Caption:
"Ballistic: Echo vs. Hilary Duff." MR_MUCUS
Stupid One That Made Me Smile:
"Everybody come quick! My limo had a baby!" lost_cause
Reference I didn't Quite Get:
Jerry Bruckheimer's "Echo and Narcisus" Parca_Mortem
HONORABLE MENTIONS:
"Coming soon to a junkyard near you" 0wnz (Pwned!)
"psst...Brittany...the steering wheel is on the other side" Theodoric
Gay test: Is the first thing you notice in the picture the car or the girl? MR_MUCUS
"The result of Federline's ill-conceived "is there an echo in here?" joke" Drew_Atreides
"Awesome! The windows are tinted so no one can see me driving this crap!" MR_MUCUS
Wookie tested, pop-idol approved. JPBuckner
The Toyota Echo is the only car endorsed by...the American Federation of Midgets. Junk_Yard_Dog
"Another disappointing showcase on The Price is Right." Mr_Nonsense
The ultimate chick mobile: small, cute, high maintenance & over-rated. MuhammadAus (the man knows, the man knows!)
This model comes with a great set of headlights too scarlet_ohara (the woman knows, the woman knows!)
"Hamster feed not included." Mr_Nonsense
Mr. Cranky offered a new Toyota Echo as the prize in his latest contest but no one played. Junk_Yard_Dog
I shall call it... Mini-Miata. JPBuckner (too bad Mazda makes Miatas)
Verne Troyer's Limo Service JPBuckner
“With all the money you save on gas you can now afford high priced hookers" Form-VII
"Poor Joe Isuzu had no idea she was seeing other cars." MR_MUCUS
"I Shit things more expensive than this car!" SPARGS
Herbie's extreme make-over proved a hit with the ladies Form-VII
"How did all those clowns fit in there?" "Wondered Jessica Simpson" 0wnz
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