02/21/06: The (real) Top uh...Twelve

Posted by: MR_MUCUS


1) "Ironically, she was elated when the magic key failed to open the car door." The_Solipsist

2) Bronze medalist in the Cranky Olympics. JPBuckner (I can't endorse him as the winner of two captions...no matter how tempting or deserving)

3) "Almost makes you wanna buy a Chevy" 0wnz (OOOH, BURN!!)

4) "Britney revisits her birthplace" Drew_Atreides

5) "Herbie gets a lap dance." Dano

6) Why 'Pimp My Ride' was canceled. In-A-Place-Called-Sane

7) "The toyota Echo... as easy to ride as she is" Parca_Mortem

8) "The Toyota Echo: Big on Ass little on Gas" Form-VII

9) "Britany was the unwitting first victim of CARMAGEDDON!" Drew_Atreides

10) Japan introduces the 'Port-O-Potty' on wheels <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet

11) Nothing beats the raw power of a Toyota Echo. MuhammadAus

12) . . . and thus followed the worst car chase scene in film history. chuchu

Best Non-Toyota Echo Reference (WTF?!):

Heath, Jake, get out of that back seat, now! JPBuckner

Best Reference to This Week's Other Caption:

Heath, Jake, get out of that back seat, now! JPBuckner

Best Reference to Past Winning Caption:

Bronze medalist in the Cranky Olympics. JPBuckner

Dumb Blonde Joke Award Winner:

"I don't get it! I'm turning the key! Why won't the engine start?!?" Senor Taco

NON-AWARDS:

The Jury Is Still Out On This One Caption:

"Ballistic: Echo vs. Hilary Duff." MR_MUCUS

Stupid One That Made Me Smile:
"Everybody come quick! My limo had a baby!" lost_cause

Reference I didn't Quite Get:

Jerry Bruckheimer's "Echo and Narcisus" Parca_Mortem

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

"Coming soon to a junkyard near you" 0wnz (Pwned!)

"psst...Brittany...the steering wheel is on the other side" Theodoric

Gay test: Is the first thing you notice in the picture the car or the girl? MR_MUCUS

"The result of Federline's ill-conceived "is there an echo in here?" joke" Drew_Atreides

"Awesome! The windows are tinted so no one can see me driving this crap!" MR_MUCUS

Wookie tested, pop-idol approved. JPBuckner

The Toyota Echo is the only car endorsed by...the American Federation of Midgets. Junk_Yard_Dog

"Another disappointing showcase on The Price is Right." Mr_Nonsense

The ultimate chick mobile: small, cute, high maintenance & over-rated. MuhammadAus (the man knows, the man knows!)

This model comes with a great set of headlights too scarlet_ohara (the woman knows, the woman knows!)

"Hamster feed not included." Mr_Nonsense

Mr. Cranky offered a new Toyota Echo as the prize in his latest contest but no one played. Junk_Yard_Dog

I shall call it... Mini-Miata. JPBuckner (too bad Mazda makes Miatas)

Verne Troyer's Limo Service JPBuckner

“With all the money you save on gas you can now afford high priced hookers" Form-VII

"Poor Joe Isuzu had no idea she was seeing other cars." MR_MUCUS

"I Shit things more expensive than this car!" SPARGS

Herbie's extreme make-over proved a hit with the ladies Form-VII

"How did all those clowns fit in there?" "Wondered Jessica Simpson" 0wnz


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