07/12/07: They should just call themselves the pube-likin' party

Ha ha ha this country being run into the ground by a bunch of self-hating closeted wanna-be blowjob queens! The next time you're driving down the freeway and the car in front of you has a Bush/Cheney '04 bumper sticker, go ahead and ram 'em hard. That's the way them bitches like it!

Here are the remaining matters of faith that might compel a person to vote republican:

1. America's need for an even more super-patriotic national anthem: 'Yummy yummy yummy, I've got love in my tummy'.

2. The moral certainty that it is most certainly *not* better to give than to receive, unless we're talking blowjobs (why Bill Clinton = Satan).

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