03/13/98: An Ode to Crankys, Pt. 1

Posted By: Walt Whitman's Ghost


There is a place, it's not too far, where people boast, and then they spar,

The people within,
they are a plenty,
let us meet a few,
but not too many,

Beast is a whore,
in racist splendor,
Sociopathic whatever,
on a impostoring bender,

Richard and Eamon,
Watch what you say,
lest you make a mistake,
they take your dignity away,

There is sire Wanky,
the indomitable prick,
and his nemesis L. Puppet,
with a problem he can't lick,

Now Joe Shmo and Ms. Tick,
moral as can be,
Till Xander came along,
and the orgy became three,

the swamp guy LIZ-ard,
not stupid nor smart,
the poser japanese Vegeta,
and his weird anime art,

These posters to start and more to come, are in common with one thing to boast, for you see as we close this poem for now, all have been the victim of Walt Whitmans ghost...


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