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V for Vendetta Caption Contest
Winner: fellow_consumer
"America's army proudly observes 'Bring your daughter to work' day."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- My sweetie called this one Theodoric
- Revealed : How to win the caption contests fellow_consumer
- "So... did you catch the game last night?" Liters
- Do I really have to look like Keanu Reeves for this role???? Goldfish In The Toilet
- After a good shave, we finally see why Han Solo was so fond of Chewie. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Natalie Portman gets "Punk'd" at Supercuts. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'Full Release' massage means something TOTALLY different in Hollywood. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Der Fuehrer liked it very much on your grandmother! <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Starved for good roles, Natalie sells her hair to 'Hair Club For Men'. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- No it is not what he has on my head, it is what is jammed up my ass! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Winona Ryder finnally learns not to shoplift the upscale stores. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Too bad no 'un told her there's shampoo that gits rid a'lice." Squidbilly
- "Err . . you s'pose Lord Vader meant for a nice little 'V' . . elsewhere?" fellow_consumer
- "Just one more screw and his army of Portman drones would be complete." TMundo
- She asked the surgeon to scrub her brain of any remnant of Padmé Amidala. Coaster
- "Portman replaces Lyonne in the sequel 'But I'm Still a Cheerleader'." Mr_Nonsense
- Portman picked out for a random check through airport security... Coffee
- "Sure hope this guy finishes soon, I really gotta pee!" Flash M
- Anakin, first you broke my heart, now you ruin my hair! f676
- OK, I'm done spelling out your name. Wait, Natalie spelled with a Y right? nickumoh
- My Top Picks scarlet_ohara
- You'd be suprised what you find when you shave a wookie nickumoh
- Crying only make me enjoy this more! nickumoh
- For ten bucks more, I'll also shave your back! nickumoh
- Then we all wondered why Mr. Cranky likes pictures of women being degraded. Mr_Nonsense
- Portman misunderstood when she heard guys like woman who are shaved. Cannon_Fodder
- Garden State Penitentiary <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- When George Lucas says he owns you beeyatch he means he OWNS YOU! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Hollywood's latest craze: Hybrid-electric brains." Dano
- Harvard grad Portman is stupefied by a braincast of Feeling Minnesota. Scumby
- Vader's paranoid jealousy lead him to use the mind probe on Queen Amidala. Scumby
- The Future version of England pretty much just looked like Cleveland Form-VII
- Robert Wuhl's brainwashing camp for winning over new fans of "Arli$$". Parca_Mortem
- "And that's the origin of Oprah Winfrey's weave." Mr_Nonsense
- "She was an odd choice to play Curly in the Three Stooge biopic." Mr_Nonsense
- "Wanna guess where we're gonna shave next?" Flash M
- At the Barber's College: Uh oh, Proffeser Smit, I've done it again scarlet_ohara
- "Noooo! Not the Amidala costume again!!" hotkarl
- Yea, in the Matrix the humans plug in Right... HERE! I_Hate_Movies
- The REAL 40 Year Old Virgin MuhammadAus
- "It's an odd place to plug in a recharger but, if you insist." Wallee_Pipps
- "You should feel this! It's all warm and squishy in there!" Wallee_Pipps
- "Are you sure this is where you left your keys?" Wallee_Pipps
- Resemblance quibix
- Natalie prepares to tour with the LPGA. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "When we're done, theres NO WAY Dick Cheney will think you are a Quail" Coffee
- Alas, Ms Portman's neuronal output could only light a rather dim bulb. CrazyEddy
- Ms Portman's neuronal output CrazyEddy
- Al Jazeera's number one show...Who wants to shave an American? Form-VII
- The ritual of shaving the head was almost over, soon they would be married Form-VII
- Terrorist videos of the 22nd century just don't have the same umph Form-VII
- Girls Gone Wild, Prison Style! Form-VII
- Punk'd goes a little too far this time Form-VII
- The punishment for helping to destroy Star Wars was swift and severe Form-VII
- I warned ya Nat, when you have nookie with wookies, spray twice for lice! Devo
- Only her hairdresser knows for sure. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Luke....I am your-um-MOTHER?!??!? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Natalie does her first and last spot on QVC. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Budget cuts meant Natalies 'Borg Queen' makeup would have a spartan look. Devo
- Natalie wasn't fooled by the nice, clean white coat... something was amiss! Devo
- "I should've chose 'truth' instead of 'dare'!" MR_MUCUS
- Oh Shit! Wait! I can just buy a larger hat. Coaster
- I may not have PhD in 'feelm, but hey, I dont have a barbers license either Devo
- At V for Vassoon, if you don't look good... tough! JPBuckner
- "Sorry Jean, 'Leon: The Professional Barber' just doesnt work as a sequel" Devo
- Are you sure this is part of being in Ani Difranco's fan club? Goldfish In The Toilet
- "When Lucas Attacks!" Sourball09
- "Mr. Jackson says you must look like a little boy before he sees you! Chubracabra
- Don't hate me because I'm beautiful! Chubracabra
- One less fool for Mr. T to pity nickumoh
- "Hazing" rituals at the Lucas Ranch Coffee
- Trust me the "Mullet" look is coming back... Coffee
- This place is realy strict on girls in the mens restroom... Coffee
- I should have taken the "Blue" pill... Coffee
- The 'Anne Frank Story' director's cut <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Trust me Natalie, the lesbians will love it! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hell with the movie! I'm gonna make a WAD selling your hair on Ebay!<nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- But I came in here because I had a toothache!!??!!? <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The final step in becoming a 'cleaner'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Hair 2: Revenge of the Bald People. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Alternate Super Bowl commerical for Gillette Fusion nickumoh
- The human head is explosive when inflated to 20,000 psi. Scumby
- Lucasfilm protects its intellectual property. Scumby
- I know Kung Fu. Scumby
- Redneck prenatal exams. Scumby
- The sequel to "Marathon Man" wasn't quite the same as the original Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- V for Vader, Pudme realized later, fellow_consumer
- Jedi Jane. lost_cause
- caption: Dan Ackroyd and Natalie Portman in Barber Shop III gumby
- Well, its a better look then the Princess Leia "hair wheels" Yamato
- Ever since you came into my life Anakin, I have been going bald a little. Yamato
- V is for very close shave Yamato
- "See what happens when Dubai manages a Portman? Mr_Nonsense
- Caption: Don't cry; wait til you see the lollypop I have for you. gumby
- Caption: The screen test for Of Lice and Men gumby
- A crazed Star Wars fan exacts revenge on Portman for ruining the prequels MuhammadAus
- Drawbacks to the Jedi witness protection program. JPBuckner
- He would find horribly soon enough that she was 220, not 110. JPBuckner
- Natalie Portman prepares for her role as young Sinead O'Connor... HomeSkillet
- "Now you know how we felt watching you and Hayden in Attack of the Clones!" Hamartoma
- "...but compared to Joe Louis, Rocky Marciano ain't shit!" bigtimslade
- "I want to live." Junk_Yard_Dog
- Natalie prepares for her role in Ang Lee's remake of The Green Mile. Junk_Yard_Dog
- I see... dead hair. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Natalie regrets choosing the Toyata Echo package with a free haircut. (nt) qw3rty
- Ice Cream anyone? ... qw3rty
- Stains of blood and fecal matter on the wall, yet the barber wears gloves? nickumoh
- Say when! nickumoh
- "Finally, the drapes matched the carpet." 0wnz
- An alternate title was used when 'V For Vagina' polled poorly with women Devo
- No matter how hard she tried, Natalie could erase the Hayden's stench. JPBuckner
- Nothing compares to V. JPBuckner
- All this hair will buy a beautiful watch. Rudy Gallant
- Natalie belatedly realized that Jack Black couldn't cut hair. Rudy Gallant
- Those wacky Manson girls are at it again! <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- My dream come true! Natalie is into B & D <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Natalie began to believe she really was Joan of Arc. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The new season of "Blowout" is really terrible. Rudy Gallant
- Philip Seymore Hoffman is assured another Oscar for ''Sweeny Todd'' Bobo
- "The sequel to Closer takes a really weird direction..." M_H
- Bathroom barbershops gamerarocks
- America's army proudly observes "Bring your daughter to work" day. fellow_consumer
- "Are you sure this is just 'a little off the top'?" M_H
- "Yup, lice. Do yourself a favor and stay away from that Lucas guy." Senor Taco
- Natalie Portman regret playing "Hostel" with her neighbor Bobo
- Natalie changed her mind about rather having a hole in her head than... Bobo
- Winona Ryder turns to medicine to cure her Career Failure Bobo
- Oh doctor. Will I really finally find a husband just by getting rid of my cristoph
- long, beautiful mole hair. cristoph
- "Supercuts... we guarantee when you leave your hair will be shorter." Flash M
- Garden State 2: Trimming the Hedges nickumoh
- "The heartwarming tale of Natalie's very first haircut." ModernRonin
- Natalie Portman was determined to nail the role of the Dalai Lama. Cannon_Fodder
- NOW the carpet matches the drapes. ROTJob
- Natalie really wanted the Tripitaka role in the new Monkey movie. Cannon_Fodder
- Up until this point Portman's character was actually going to be a wookie Drew_Atreides
- "I'm sorry but Jar Jar may have laid some eggs in there." Cannon_Fodder
- Liposuction for Dummies. JPBuckner
- "Is it safe?" Cannon_Fodder
- Natalie experiences shear terror. Cannon_Fodder
- "Hair today, gone tomorrow." Mr_Nonsense
- At this point I'm leaving this one alone for 10 reasons: Goldfish In The Toilet
- "She once got a buzz cut in a Burger King bathroom." MR_MUCUS
- Natalie Portman shows her obsession for me by shaving her head too. <nt> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Bride of Vader. DrakeTimbershaft
- Anywhere but here 2: Susan Sarandon settles the score with Natalie nickumoh
- Hint: That's not the Barbers Hand In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- She never got what her girlfriends meant by 'shaved' In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- She wanted to prove she was cool and decided to go shaved. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Undercover Mother wasn't a real hit. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- Fear Factor: The Tatoo that no one should see. In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- The defibrillation on Hilary Duff's brain isn't going too well. Mr_Happy_Face
- "Behind the scenes footage from 'Star Trek: The Motion Picture '." MR_MUCUS
- "Tomboys Don't Cry." MR_MUCUS
- "Natalie Portman prepares for her lead role in 'V for Vin Diesel'." MR_MUCUS
- Wait'll they get a load of me! nickumoh
- "The 'Jarhead' look becomes trendy for women." MR_MUCUS
- "But I don't want to be Sinead O'Conner for Halloween" scarlet_ohara
- Typical Mac user tries to figure out where a USB port goes scarlet_ohara
- "The Holocaust 2: No Mercy for a Half-Jew." MR_MUCUS
- "At that moment she regretted going to Super Cuts." MR_MUCUS
- "Natalie Portman stars in 'The Sinead O'Connor Story.'" MR_MUCUS
- Natalie suddenly reconsiders her 'Death Camp chic' look. Throwing_Muses
- Leon: A True E! Hollywood Story Drew_Atreides
- Full Metal Jacket 2: Girls Club Drew_Atreides
- Directors finally understood the extremes required to coax a good... Drew_Atreides
- "Suddenly the film becomes a tired rehash of Alien 3...." sonofthedummy
- <sigh> O.K so I farted, maintain composure, act natural..... & accuse him! Devo
- Natalie gets ready for her role in Ang Lee's new movie. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Barber Shop 3: White people have soul too Junk_Yard_Dog
- Doctors could do little to remove the Lightsaber embedded in Natalies head Devo
- Natalie figured it worked for Demi... Junk_Yard_Dog
- Visiting Joes Barbershop on Oscar night was a decision Natalie would regret Devo
- Are you sure this'll look great? My boyfriend hates long hair dlew919
- To prove I'm a real actress, I'll shave my head... Rajah
- "Oh God, let this device remove all memories of kissing Hayden Christensen" Devo
- G.I. Jane is insane! The_Little_General
- Stephen King makes himself right at home at Abu Ghraib Devo
- Captions enclosed The_Innocent_Bystander
- wowsis Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Duffsies! X-Man
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