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The Virgin Suicides

Mr. Cranky's rating:
4 Bombs

Sofia Coppola wrote and directed this film, which means twice the failure.

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This movie was a piece of shit. BleezeMonkey
slow but good ztulkehtmai
Public Apology to Jessalyn Leyra Karen_G
That review is a load of bullcrap! I liked this movie. Notis
dull, dull, dull! leftiebabe
READ THE BOOK! Highland_Chick
- The Virgin Suicides Midori_Sour_1982
You should kill yourself... epage
- don't be so quick to judge ergill_sanchez
The Virgin Suicides ManiacKiLLa17
Teenage Girls (mas1181)
- Re: Teenagers tmor
Great Film! (LuxyBabe)
ugh Mr. Cranky is RETARDED (KeNNyS_WhoRE)
- you might have and arguement if you'd stop noises. ergill_sanchez
- ugh! Wareagle
a tad dissapointing (james_leslie)
Attractive looking, ultimately hollow, suicidal farce. (Joe_Middleton)
- Re: Attractive looking, ultimately hollow, suicidal farce. kewl_chyckee
Attractive looking, ultimately hollow, suicidal farce. (Joe_Middleton)
- Re: Attractive looking, ultimately hollow, suicidal farce. (tweaknee)
- Re: Attractive looking, ultimately hollow, suicidal farce. kewl_chyckee
Movie of the Year (dickeye)
- I liked it. (The_Sinner)
- Re: Movie of the Year (air_and_fellini_fan)
My sister knows her. (Captain_Smegmatic)
The local library has movies (The_Knight_After)
- Yay! (Poor_College_Boy)
- Brisbane Libraries (Nick_the_Stripper)
The downside of "Bram Stoker's Dracula" (Veruca_Salt)
- Curious (Nick_the_Stripper)
- Well... (Parca_Mortem)
- Parca (Nick_the_Stripper)
- Not the only film with that problem... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- The BEST , most faithful version of DRACULA... (Wulfgar)
Last Night's X FILES: "Fight Club" (Beast)
- The religious people (Chiz)
- I've wondered abut these Mormons.... (indigofunk)
- actually, indigo (Query)
- Maybe they couldn't get good reimbursement rates <nt> (Nicky)
- indigofunk... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- I know Q..... (indigofunk)
- By the way.... (indigofunk)
- I've never had a Mormon or an Amish knock on my door... (MAYORBOB)
- Yack yack yack....MAYOR BOOB! (indigofunk)
- Mayor Bob... (Ringo_ate_my_baby)
- Re: (grahamcracker)
Weekend at Bernies to be banned in UK!!! (MAYORBOB)
- "Weekend at Bernies" should be banned everywhere (Nick-The-Knife)
- Re: Weekend at Bernies shouldnt be banned in UK!!! yorkshirelass
Hey! I just checked the Crankyland Pics page and... (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Is that your final answer?? (jen)
Another quote quiz because I'm still bored and these are kind of fun. (The_Sinner)
- #8 & #18 (Lionel_Cosgrove)
- Re: Another quote quiz because I'm still bored and these are kind of fun. (screenguy_in_training)
- #16 (Toady)
- Chariots of Fire (Ricardo_Montalban)
- ... (Amok)
- #16 - was just on TV Saturday night (Karen_G)
- 3 & 14 (Zorro)
- Re: Another quote quiz because I'm still bored and these are kind of fun. (Nick-The-Knife)
Surprisingly enough, I liked this one... (Parca_Mortem)
- This opens in Buffalo on Friday... (Tralala)
Virgin vixens - a guide to teenage music (Throwing_Muses)
- Thanks TM . Certainly an apropos location ... (The_Knight_After)
- Right about everything except (white-heat)
- Right about everything but... (Hanrocks_Cradler)
- The good thing is that when popular music is this bad........ (Throwing_Muses)
- Ah, the early 90s... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
- The perfect solution, Lionel: (Technomage)
- But wouldn't you rather... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
I thought the Brits only boiled the food... (MAYORBOB)
- so you go to penismighter.com too (llamasex)
Anyone else sick of James Woods? (Mr-Mucus)
- One other thing, a qwershtun. (Mr-Mucus)
- oh my god! don't waste anything on Vampires! ultra-geeky (blue-collar_chick)
- Why James Woods protrays assholes so well (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- I agree. (Veruca_Salt)
- I used to like James Woods (blue-collar_chick)
- I thought Kathleen Turner and James Woods .. (The_Knight_After)
- James Woods (Throwing_Muses)
- I thought VAMPIRES was good (Beast)
- James Woods explained his fixation on younger woman... (MAYORBOB)
- He may be an asshole but (white-heat)
- Matt Dillon's new toilet seat (Mr-Mucus)
- James Woods is a very good actor... (Parca_Mortem)
- His role in "Another Day in Paradise" (Veruca_Salt)
- James Woods kicks the shit out of most actors (Lionel_Cosgrove)
- Vampires - & note to BCC (Karen_G)
- Karen... (blue-collar_chick)
- Re: Anyone else sick of James Woods? (PixiePrincess)
- Re: Anyone else sick of James Woods? com raspberrykt2002
Hmmm, Mr. C. (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- Fat and hairy ???? (The_Knight_After)
This will set back landlord-tenant relations a bit in Frisco... (MAYORBOB)
- The San Francisco Examiner headline on this says it all: (blue-collar_chick)
- HEY!! IT AIN'T FRISCO!! (Fatty_McGee)
- Darn righr it's SF (The_Knight_After)
- You Fiscoers are so damn touchy (Technomage)
Sofia Coppola's film career... (MAYORBOB)
- I wouldn't call it a "career" Don (JabBerwoCk)
- Can you spell (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- Now *that's* not entirely fair, JYD... (Tralala)
- JYD (Edward_J_Cunningham)
- Tralalalala (The_Knight_After)
- Damn, JYD....... (Shakesmear)
- Shakes (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- Sofia also wrote her father's segment in "New York Stories"... (Parca_Mortem)
Did anyone read the book? (Tralala)
- Re: Did anyone read the book? (AuroraBorealis)
- There is no reason for you to insult jackals .. (The_Knight_After)
- Yeah! (Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL)
- Re: Did anyone read the book? (kewlchyckee)
- Re: Did anyone read the book? kewl_chyckee
Mr. Cranky Suicides (Toady)
- Bitty Spears should kill herself ... (The_Knight_After)
- I prefer...... leaky (pipe)
- Another vote for that one... (Parca_Mortem)
Nightmares with SoundTrack booming (Nick_the_Stripper)
- Soundtrack by Air ... (The_Knight_After)
- Soundtrack is cool! (lurker)
- It's just so... (Nick_the_Stripper)
- Repeat after me ... (The_Knight_After)
What's the big deal about Kirsten Dunst....? (Veruca_Salt)
- I agree (llamasex)
- Kirsten Dunst....? (VoC)
- Cur Stun Guns are used by K-9 squads to subdue Rottweilers... (MAYORBOB)
- To quote Mr. C. (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- Kancer Dunst is pretty much a waste of space (The_Knight_After)
- I wouldn't mind... (Wulfgar)
- Wulfgar (The_Knight_After)
- I think she's pretty hot (Nick-The-Knife)
- you'd probably think a dead rat is pretty hot .. (The_Knight_After)
- In fact, Mr Late Knight...... (Shakesmear)
- Hey, she seems pretty cool (X-MAN)
- Shakesmear (The_Knight_After)
- I agree with Nick (Critico)
- You can't see it but my eyes are rolling (white-heat)
- Critico (The_Knight_After)
- Knight (Critico)
- Whenever I think of Kirsten Dunst... (Namagomi)
- Well... (Parca_Mortem)
- Oh gee, Veruca bashing a popular or semi-popular actress?... (Parca_Mortem)
- I second Parca's words... (Lionel_Cosgrove)
- I'd definitely... (Wulfgar)
- Wait Parca wait! (Veruca_Salt)
- Then... (Parca_Mortem)
- And white heat rears his pointed head yet again (Nick-The-Knife)
- She was in that? (Veruca_Salt)
A Sofia Coppola poll (Edgar_Britt)
- Re: A Sofia Coppola poll Two Women Escaping in a (Phonebooth)
- "Vallowing in his grandfadda'sh vootshtepps!" "WHAT?" (Brahma1)
- Two Wome Escaping - you are an ungrateful little spoiled bitch. (Gone-Trolling)
- Re: A Sofia Coppola poll (Theodoric)
- Suicidal Tendencies (Throwing_Muses)
- Re: (Technomage)
- Nepotism (The_Knight_After)
- Re: A Sofia Coppola poll (Fatty_McGee)
- Re: A Sofia Coppola poll (Evil-Dr-Ed)
- Re: A Sofia Coppola poll (MAYORBOB)
- LOL (Critico)
- Poll THIS! (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Whoa.... (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Where in Montana, Violet? [nt] Two Women Escaping in a (Phonebooth)
- TWEP... (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Familial answers (Lionel_Cosgrove)
- Popetism. . . . (Cardinal_Biggles)
- Hey, her husband is also a director (Spike Jonze)... (Parca_Mortem)
firsties? (mendo)
- i am firsty_! (ICQQ)
- I walk on Air (The_Knight_After)
- Le soleil est pres de moi (lurker)
- Yes (Nick_the_Stripper)
- wow.... (Violet_Beauregarde)
- Montana is ... (The_Knight_After)
- Violet_Beauregarde... (mendo)
- Montana is ... (The_Knight_After)
- Montana was the best Quarterback ever... (mendo)
- Great Falls Montana (The_Knight_After)
- Montana was the setting for "The Horse Whisperer"...... (Throwing_Muses)
- Montana is where they grow dental floss ... (The_Knight_After)
- Movin' to Montana Soon... (lurker)
- Congratulations lurker (The_Knight_After)

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