05/08/00: Weekend at Bernies to be banned in UK!!!

Posted By: MAYORBOB


LONDON (Reuters) - An English rugby fan dressed his dead father-in-law and tried to smuggle the body back home from Scotland on a tour bus, police said Sunday.

The bizarre incident happened last weekend after the two men watched a rugby league final in Edinburgh on the Saturday and then only the son-in-law woke up in their hotel room in Glasgow on the Sunday morning.

``For reasons known only to himself, he decided to dress the man I believe in a shirt and tie and a suit and also a baseball cap and he got him onto the bus,'' a Glasgow police spokeswoman said.

"Apparently, he pulled the cap down over the man's eyes and the rest of the coach were unaware that the man was dead.''

Once on the bus, the man phoned his wife to tell her that her 77-year-old father had died, prompting police in England to stop the bus en route and remove the body.

The son-in-law was not charged.

>>>Too bad the son-in-law wasn't a "Dead head". The telephone call went like this:

ring, ring, ring

Woman (answering phone): Yes

Operator: I have a collect phone call for anyone from your dead father.


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