01/28/1999: Yet another candidate's speech . . .

Posted By: Hairhead


Steven Spielberg

"If I am elected God, I guarantee that Heaven will be both exciting and cliched! Colours will be extra-intense, and everyone will be in excellent physical shape, a necessity, since my Heaven will consist of an endless series of chase scenes, fight scenes, escape scenes, and war scenes. Ultra-phonic sound will be used. Make sure to be buried with ear plugs."


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