Monica Lewinsky
"If I am elected God, I will get dibs on all married men passing through the Heavenly Gates. All men and all women will be inspected thoroughly for recording devices; women carrying recording devices will be forced to eat chocolate eclairs, have bad haircuts, and wear too-tight dresses, until they voluntarily go to hell. I will personally fellate Ken Starr after he dies, and change his attitude."
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