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Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day Bought coffee and a doughnut at the Greasy Spoon Cafƒ©, Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray, But she couldnâ‚„t believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say: Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my face, Eatinâ‚„ ainâ‚„t cheatinâ‚„, Lord it ainâ‚„t no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my face. Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean, The waitret said, â‚“Hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!â‚? â‚“Well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet, And if that there ainâ‚„t a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!â‚? Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my face, Eatinâ‚„ ainâ‚„t cheatinâ‚„, Lord it ainâ‚„t no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my face. Youâ‚„re the prettiest thing in Dallat, is Dallat your home ? No, I come all the way from Houton and I feel so all alone. I used to live in Autin then I come up to big D In hopes to get my big break on national TV. Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star â‚€ but first ... Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my face, Eatinâ‚„ ainâ‚„t cheatinâ‚„, Lord it ainâ‚„t no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my face
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