and these answers should prove that.
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1.- Did you ever wear jeans that had fashionable holes all over them?
No.
2.- Did you ever wear flannel shirts with hoods on them on top of a T-shirt?
No.
3.- Did you ever shave your head just for the heck of it?
No.
4.- Did you get your nose pierced?
No.
5.- Did you ever own a CD of one of the following: Ace of Base? Vanilla Ice? MC Hammer? Hanson? The Spice Girls? Crash Test Dummies? Alanis Morrissette? Bryan Adamms? Ricky Martin? Ice T? Kris Kross? Billy Ray Cyrus? Snap?
I had one Bryan Adams tape. Still have it.
6.- Did you own the soundtrack of one of the following: "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"? "The Bodyguard"? "Tresspass"? "Singles"? "Reality Bites"? "Last Action Hero"? "Natural Born Killers"? "The Crow"? "Pulp Fiction"? "Poetic Justice"? "Clueless"? "Titanic"? "Spawn"? "The Simpsons Sing the Blues"?
I have both "The Crow" and "Natural Born Killers" soundtracks. I still listen to them. I want to get the "Spawn" soundtrack for the Marilyn Manson song on it.
7.- Did you ever own a copy of one of the following books: Madonna's "Sex"? "The Celestine Prophecy"? The transcript of Bill Clinton's sex scandal interrogation? A generic John Grisham book published after "The Firm" was a big-screen hit?
No.
8.- Which of the following did you see more than once at the theatre: "Home Alone", "Terminator 2: Judgment Day", "Jurassic Park", "Forrest Gump", "The Lion King", "Independence Day", "Titanic", "Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace"?
I think I may have seen Terminator 2 twice in the theater. But I've NEVER seen Jurassic Park so that should count for something.
9.- Scandal you paid the most attention to: The Menendez Brothers, Tonya Harding, OJ Simpson, David Koresh, the Fillipino Hermafrodite who turned out being just a guy, the Heaven's Gate cult, Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky, Richard Gere & the Gerbil?
I honestly didn't pay any attention to any of them.
10.- Admit it: the very first thing you looked up on the internet was...
The Virginia Tech homepage which was the first place I ever had the Internet.
11.- Admit it: at one point, even for a very brief nanosecond, you thought that Axl Rose (or Slash) was the coolest guy on Earth.
I still have an Axl Rose poster and I still think he's pretty awesome. I have a videotape on Guns and Roses live at the Roxy before they were big.
12: Which hit show did you watch on a regular, almost religious basis: "Roseanne", "Seinfeld", "The Simpsons", "Beavis and Butthead", "The X- Files", "Friends", "South Park"?
None. I've never seen a whole episode of Seinfeld, Friends or Roseanne.
13: Did you ever dye your hair a very bright color?
No.
14: Did you ever do Ecstacy?
No.
15: Admit it: at one point you watched "The Pamela and Tommy Lee Sex Tape" and/or Madonna's "Body of Evidence".
Madonna's "Body of Evidence"
16: Did you ever wear baggy sweatpants and flashy-colored jackets, thinking you looked just like a hip-hopper on Mtv, or at least like Kid n' Play?
No.
17: Did you at any point do the whole "Hip-Hop Hooray" wave thing, or the Arsenio Hall "whoop-whoop-whoop" thing?
Yes, to both. You're right though, this was one of my mistakes.
18: Did you ever wear 70s-style clothes?
No.
19: Did you ever say "DISCO IS BACK!"?
No.
20: Did you ever line dance or do the Macarena?
The Macarena at my girlfriend's sister's wedding. But I got great sex after the reception so it was a fair deal.
21: Did you ever have a bumper sticker that read: "We Support Our Troops in the Gulf War" or "Buy American"?
No.
22: "Read my lips: No New Taxes" or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"?
Read my lips, at least Bush didn't know he was lying at the time.
23: Did you like techno-pop? Did anyone?
No.
24: Were you, in any manner, ever "alternative"?
No.
25: More annoying '90s spawn: Furby or Tickle Me Elmo?
Tickle Me Elmo. I don't remember Furby saying anything.
26: Diablo (the PC [or PSX] game): All that it's cracked up to be?
Never played either one.
27: When the hell did dressing in all black, dyeing hair black, getting 47 different piercings, wearing black makeup, and hanging out in graveyards become so goddamn popular?
I have no idea.
28: Wasn't NIN fun while it lasted?
Yes. Still are.
29: Was Grunge the best thing that ever happened to music?
Yes.
30. Was rap better before, during, or after the 90s, or is the world a better place without it?
The only rap I listen to is N.W.A., Tupac, DMX, Ice Cube and Eminem. That spans the start until now. I think they're all on par although Tupac was definitely the best.
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