1.- Did you ever wear jeans that had fashionable holes all over them?
i think i had one pair
2.- Did you ever wear flannel shirts with hoods on them on top of a T-shirt?
no
3.- Did you ever shave your head just for the heck of it?
once when i was feeling especially grungy, i shaved up underneath the back of my haircut so it went up really high. it grew back in a few weeks.
4.- Did you get your nose pierced?
no
5.- Did you ever own a CD of one of the following: Ace of Base? Vanilla Ice? MC Hammer? Hanson? The Spice Girls? Crash Test Dummies? Alanis Morrissette? Bryan Adamms? Ricky Martin? Ice T? Kris Kross? Billy Ray Cyrus? Snap?
no
6.- Did you own the soundtrack of one of the following: "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"? "The Bodyguard"? "Tresspass"? "Singles"? "Reality Bites"? "Last Action Hero"? "Natural Born Killers"? "The Crow"? "Pulp Fiction"? "Poetic Justice"? "Clueless"? "Titanic"? "Spawn"? "The Simpsons Sing the Blues"?
pulp fiction and the crow.
7.- Did you ever own a copy of one of the following books: Madonna's "Sex"? "The Celestine Prophecy"? The transcript of Bill Clinton's sex scandal interrogation? A generic John Grisham book published after "The Firm" was a big-screen hit?
no, although i did borrow a copy of interview with the vampire.
8.- Which of the following did you see more than once at the theatre: "Home Alone", "Terminator 2: Judgment Day", "Jurassic Park", "Forrest Gump", "The Lion King", "Independence Day", "Titanic", "Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace"?
jurassic park, independance day, and regretably, star wars episode one. for the record, i didn't want to go see the latter again. i was drug there.
9.- Scandal you paid the most attention to: The Menendez Brothers, Tonya Harding, OJ Simpson, David Koresh, the Fillipino Hermafrodite who turned out being just a guy, the Heaven's Gate cult, Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky, Richard Gere & the Gerbil?
david koresh. i think i devoted half a day. the rest i tried to turn off the television. however, i still like to make fun of richard gere.
10.- Admit it: the very first thing you looked up on the internet was...
porn of course.
11.- Admit it: at one point, even for a very brief nanosecond, you thought that Axl Rose (or Slash) was the coolest guy on Earth.
um, no.
12: Which hit show did you watch on a regular, almost religious basis: "Roseanne", "Seinfeld", "The Simpsons", "Beavis and Butthead", "The X- Files", "Friends", "South Park"?
simpsons, southpark, and beavis and butthead. actually, i watched a lot of ren and stimpy, liquid television, and 120 minutes. *sigh* those were the days.
13: Did you ever dye your hair a very bright color?
bright bright red
14: Did you ever do Ecstacy?
oh baby!
15: Admit it: at one point you watched "The Pamela and Tommy Lee Sex Tape" and/or Madonna's "Body of Evidence".
nope, havn't seen either.
16: Did you ever wear baggy sweatpants and flashy-colored jackets, thinking you looked just like a hip-hopper on Mtv, or at least like Kid n' Play?
i tried to stay as far away from hip hop as i possibly could, and still do.
17: Did you at any point do the whole "Hip-Hop Hooray" wave thing, or the Arsenio Hall "whoop-whoop-whoop" thing?
yes. when i was a stripper, i had to act like i was having fun.
18: Did you ever wear 70s-style clothes?
i had the most bitchin' pair of sexy waist hugging bell bottoms you could ever want topped off with a multi-colored mostly orange shirt that tied just up under my boobies with puffy sleeves. the shirt got ripped off during a party i threw where my friends invited their sleazy flighty fuck toys and i sold the bellbottoms.
19: Did you ever say "DISCO IS BACK!"?
no. never ever ever.
20: Did you ever line dance or do the Macarena?
again, when i used to strip, they forced us to do the macarena. i continuously flipped everyone off while keeping an obviously forced smile on my face. they also forced us to do the YMCA thing. again, i kept my middle finger in the air.
21: Did you ever have a bumper sticker that read: "We Support Our Troops in the Gulf War" or "Buy American"?
no.
22: "Read my lips: No New Taxes" or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"?
what about it? it was a lie back then and it's still a lie today.
23: Did you like techno-pop? Did anyone?
not any old school techno. disco is disco. that music was crap. many people listened to it. i think the same people listened to "young country".
24: Were you, in any manner, ever "alternative"?
yes. back when alternative mean "not mainstream".
my own 90's question:
what was your favorite 120 minutes video and if you've ever wateched liquid television, do you remember that really cool japaname short about the car race? if so, don't you think the butthole surfers did a song reminding you of that? i think it was called "the distance".
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