11/07/01: 90's Answers

Posted By: the_celluloid_prophet


In the 1990s...

1.- Did you ever wear jeans that had fashionable holes all over them?

No.

2.- Did you ever wear flannel shirts with hoods on them on top of a T-shirt?

No.

3.- Did you ever shave your head just for the heck of it?

No.

4.- Did you get your nose pierced?

No.

5.- Did you ever own a CD of one of the following: Ace of Base? Vanilla Ice? MC Hammer? Hanson? The Spice Girls? Crash Test Dummies? Alanis Morrissette? Bryan Adamms? Ricky Martin? Ice T? Kris Kross? Billy Ray Cyrus? Snap?

I think I had a Vanilla Ice CD. God, this is getting embarrassing...

6.- Did you own the soundtrack of one of the following: "Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves"? "The Bodyguard"? "Tresspass"? "Singles"? "Reality Bites"? "Last Action Hero"? "Natural Born Killers"? "The Crow"? "Pulp Fiction"? "Poetic Justice"? "Clueless"? "Titanic"? "Spawn"? "The Simpsons Sing the Blues"?

I *still* have the soundtracks to "Reality Bites" and "Pulp Fiction." <<hangs head>> O-KAY, I had the soundtrack to "Titanic," too!! Jesus. Oh, and I bought "The Simpsons Sing the Blues" for DMagic, I think.

7.- Did you ever own a copy of one of the following books: Madonna's "Sex"? "The Celestine Prophecy"? The transcript of Bill Clinton's sex scandal interrogation? A generic John Grisham book published after "The Firm" was a big-screen hit?

Nope.

8.- Which of the following did you see more than once at the theatre: "Home Alone", "Terminator 2: Judgment Day", "Jurassic Park", "Forrest Gump", "The Lion King", "Independence Day", "Titanic", "Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Menace"?

Forrest Gump and Titanic. I can't believe I'm admitting this stuff...

9.- Scandal you paid the most attention to: The Menendez Brothers, Tonya Harding, OJ Simpson, David Koresh, the Fillipino Hermafrodite who turned out being just a guy, the Heaven's Gate cult, Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky, Richard Gere & the Gerbil?

O.J.

10.- Admit it: the very first thing you looked up on the internet was...

Hmmmm. Mary Stuart Masterson websites. I think I was 16 or 17.

11.- Admit it: at one point, even for a very brief nanosecond, you thought that Axl Rose (or Slash) was the coolest guy on Earth.

No.

12: Which hit show did you watch on a regular, almost religious basis: "Roseanne", "Seinfeld", "The Simpsons", "Beavis and Butthead", "The X- Files", "Friends", "South Park"?

Roseanne, Simpsons, X-Files. DMagic and I used to watch South Park when it first came out.

13: Did you ever dye your hair a very bright color?

No.

14: Did you ever do Ecstacy?

Yeah. Still do.

15: Admit it: at one point you watched "The Pamela and Tommy Lee Sex Tape" and/or Madonna's "Body of Evidence".

No, I didn't.

16: Did you ever wear baggy sweatpants and flashy-colored jackets, thinking you looked just like a hip-hopper on Mtv, or at least like Kid n' Play?

No.

17: Did you at any point do the whole "Hip-Hop Hooray" wave thing, or the Arsenio Hall "whoop-whoop-whoop" thing?

No.

18: Did you ever wear 70s-style clothes?

I had almost forgotten but, yeah, I did - for a brief period.

19: Did you ever say "DISCO IS BACK!"?

No.

20: Did you ever line dance or do the Macarena?

No.

21: Did you ever have a bumper sticker that read: "We Support Our Troops in the Gulf War" or "Buy American"?

No.

22: "Read my lips: No New Taxes" or "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"?

What about it?

23: Did you like techno-pop? Did anyone?

What exactly IS techno-pop?? I like pop(ular) techno, although I don't think that's what you mean.

24: Were you, in any manner, ever "alternative"?

*sigh* Yes.

Thanks for that rather mortifying trip down memory lane...

TCP :)


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