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Walk Hard Caption Contest
Winner: fellow_consumer
"Blink and you'll miss Nashville's annual gay pride parade."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
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Captions:
- <streaks past the finish line as the theme to rocky [horror] plays> fellow_consumer
- Mr. Cranky loses it, after seeing how bad his new movie reviewers are. joemama
- It's... Otm_Shank
- Hanes jock strap support is thoroughly tested in real-world conditions. Scumby
- The 300 would get their asses kicked in the future. michael3b
- The "Sprinter's Thong" from Nike debuts. michael3b
- Gay Police "freeze cock sucker"! dingus42
- Scene from the remake of 'The Ruling Class'. Mister_Hoobody
- ...found on the Forrest Gump cutting room floor. audymurphy
- Cops: Galilee michael3b
- Fair Warning: This is what happens when cousins marry rainman76x
- 5 painful days after the police incident, the runner was finally able to... www.piranhakeeper.com
- 5 painful days after the police incident, the jogger was finally able to... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Hey that guy was jaywalking. Get him boys! www.piranhakeeper.com
- In Depends Sprint Day www.piranhakeeper.com
- The Sumo Of All Fears www.piranhakeeper.com
- Only too late the Romans realize they should've used wood screws. michael3b
- Jesus gets nabbed for proselytizing without a licence MuhammadAus
- "A Mojo's Risin'": Jim Morrison Is Not Dead Nuke_Mecca
- John C. Reilly failed this screen test for "The Rodney King Story." Otm_Shank
- What the Baby New Year does on December 29. Otm_Shank
- The Loneliness of the Long Distance Paraphilic Infantilist. Monster Zero
- Why watchdog groups tried to ban Sisqo's "Thong Song." Otm_Shank
- Rosie Ruiz not only cheated, but she failed the sex test, too. Otm_Shank
- Burning off the baby fat. Cannon_Fodder
- Chariots of Fire II: Citizens on Patrol michael3b
- Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ 2" - The Jew Cop Menace. JohnFx
- The "We're streaking" scene from Old-School performed by Will's understudy. JohnFx
- How not to steal flip-flops. tictactommy
- It's high time they made a diaper for runners. RunDarlingRun
- Depends undergarments testing is very rigorous. michael3b
- Potty training: it takes a village. michael3b
- The Hulk picks the wrong moment to lighten up. michael3b
- Where the fuck did my DeLorean go? michael3b
- Blink and you'll miss Nashville's annual gay pride parade. fellow_consumer
- It is my constitutional right to crap my pants in public! MuhammadAus
- NASA loses another employee to Pampers quipster
- Potty training had always been a difficult subject with Dewey quipster
- Mickey Tojo,America's #1 Sumo Wrestler,goes jogging Mister_Hoobody
- Desperate quest for eternal youth continues, Baby New Year targeted. Captain_America
- He was the last man with underwear on Earth. Scumby
- It was the wrong costume for a fancy dress party at Michael Jackson's. Cannon_Fodder
- The Martin Lawrence Story, starring John C. Reilly DisappointedAgain
- Bubba the jet mechanic always wondered why people asked after his skids. fellow_consumer
- You don't have to see the skids to know where Will's career's at. fellow_consumer
- . . and nobody ever requested "Who wants short shorts" again. fellow_consumer
- 2007 has seen 2008, and its name is Hillary. fellow_consumer
- 'Live action Captain Underpants' had a questionable target demographic. fellow_consumer
- "John C. Reilly is RAJAH!" MR_MUCUS
- *Insert Toyota Echo joke here.* MR_MUCUS
- "Jesus Saves...gas money by jogging." HicksRollsInGrave
- Eat my Depends, man! Otm_Shank
- Hollywood's latest classic TV ripoff: "The Benny Hill Show" Otm_Shank
- Dear god, let this movie NOT be in Imax 3D JPBuckner
- and you thought the OJ slow-speed chase was annoying JPBuckner
- ...and he still beat the Echo JPBuckner
- The sumo triathalon never caught on JPBuckner
- Why Arkansas will never host an Olympics JPBuckner
- Unfortunately, the Manthongathon was scheduled for NEXT weekend. Scumby
- Reilly's first appearance touting his new book, Undress for Success! Chubracabra
- Tanned, rested and ready.......Beowolf for President! Chubracabra
- What happens in Vegas................................... Chubracabra
- The Phoenix Cardinals newest quarterback will bring victory! Chubracabra
- The John C. Reilly --ManThong 5K begins! Chubracabra
- Reilly only lasted 1 show on Dancing With The Stars! Chubracabra
- The 2008 North Hollywood Christmas Pagent! Chubracabra
- Loom of The Fruit hires John C. Reilly to show off its new line! Chubracabra
- The updated version of "The 300" started slowly! Chubracabra
- "The Heartbreak of Pedophilla!" Chubracabra
- "The Heartbread of Pedophilla!" Chubracabra
- Nick Nolte again tries to gain attention. Chubracabra
- Cops Chase Down Another Deserving Recipient of the Wood Shampoo Pr0cession
- The bandages could only do so much to hide his mutilated shame. savvos
- The rookie sumo wrestler was finding it impossible to 'bulk up' savvos
- "Nick Nolte: The College Years." Mr_Nonsense
- Gangbangs of New York nickumoh
- After Congress banned Will Farrell nude scenes, directors found loopholes. Scumby
- Local townsfolk were startled by Jesus' unannounced surprise return. Scumby
- Not surprisingly, Sgt. Donut came in last. Scumby
- If you ban banana hammocks, then only criminals will have banana hammocks. Scumby
- Mock 'Tard nickumoh
- Reilly grabs a pair of astronaut diapers and starts looking for his ex. DisappointedAgain
- "Dewey Cox: sumo wrestling light weight division champion" Mr_Nonsense
- "Pampers's bizarre new ad campaign." Mr_Nonsense
- Never stage a mock crucifixion in small-town America. Otm_Shank
- "Baby finishes Boston Marathon...30 years later." Mr_Nonsense
- The incident that led to the banning of Ray Stevens' "The Streak." Mr_Nonsense
- Forrest Gump 2: The Gandhi Years (Tom Hanks wisely passed) DisappointedAgain
- Nobody ever noticed John C. Reilly at a premiere, until today. DisappointedAgain
- The cops yelled "Stop John Reilly!"--- without the C. So he wouldn't stop. DisappointedAgain
- The Caveman Runneth Xur
- It's not habit forming! DisappointedAgain
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