05/14/97: The Holy Book of Assholes

Posted By: King Awesome


(excerpt from the Book of Darkeforce, Chapter 7, Verse 23)

Oh Darkeforce! How thou knowest well the asshole! None shall know it's glory better than thee! With thy steady diet of Analease and the diarrhea which spilleth forth from thy putrid fingers, thou canst make thyself a bigger asshole than ever I could pray to be!

Oh Darkeforce! Thou hast perfected the art of being an asshole. I can only pale in comparison to thy anal glory. For thine is the power of the rectum for all eternity, and with my luck, even longer. Hail Darkeforce!


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