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It's Bill & Ted's Excellent Killing Spree!

Actors as Serial Killers

Which actor would make the best serial killer (for real)?

Keanu Reeves
Anthony Hopkins
Willem Dafoe
Charlie Sheen
Martin Lawrence
Vincent D'Onofrio
Robert Downey, Jr.
William Hurt
Robert De Niro
Al Pacino

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Enter the I HATE KEANU REEVES Club (Heroin_Mike)
A ~real~ scary movie--Rosemary's Baby (Omega2120)
And now for a few moments with one of the most loathsome women in Hollywood (MAYORBOB)
- You know, funny how I knew who you were talking about (Karen_G)
- Ruminations on that woman (Omega2120)
- Yeah (Bunny_Lebowski)
Tonight I saw "Scary Movie" (minor spoilers) (Throwing_Muses)
- I agree completely (Beast)
Uhn-Uhn! (Mr-Mucus)
- You ruined my life! (Bickle)
(Real) Football Stuff (mendo)
- Real Football? (Edgar_Britt)
- Real footballers don't wear helmets. Kicking_and_ (Throwing_Muses)
- Adding fuel to the fire (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- Dallas is gonna get smoked Monday. (Redundancies)
- Olympic Tournament (Critico)
- Mendo -- (Lil_Round_Top)
- Go Browns! Go Strasbourg Racing! (lurker)
- I've never been to Oz (Throwing_Muses)
- Oz is on HBO. (MAYORBOB)
- Lil_Round_Top & Red... (mendo)
- mendo (ShadowEmperor)
Very early review of "Remember the Titans" (Presley)
It's X-Man's picture for Jen's page. (MAYORBOB)
- MayorBob, you have too much time on your hands... (Omega2120)
- I second Omega's emotion. (Bickle)
- MayorBob, you gotta top this... (Omega2120)
- m-b that thing reminds me of "drop Dead Fred" (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Don't... mention... that... PIECEOFABSOLUTEUNREFINEDCRAP! (Parca_Mortem)
- BLASPHEMER! (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Omega, I hope you're happy. Bickle splooged his monitor. (MAYORBOB)
- Well... (Omega2120)
- Omegaman, it was T.S. Eliot who said, (Hairhead)
- I don't like T.S. Eliot and I don't like Freud... (Omega2120)
Rambling, off-topic, personal-type Fate/Predestination post..BEWARE :) (Drew_Atreides)
- This is fantastic. (Montalban)
- That whole thing was ever so spooky. Are you a Blair Witch fan? (MAYORBOB)
- Go for it, Charlie Brown! (Throwing_Muses)
- Speak up Drew... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Drew (Chica)
- Talk to her, Drew... (jen)
- PS (jen)
- who knows drew..... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Drew... GO FOR IT!!! (mendo)
- First off, go for it (Charles_Bukowski)
- Go for it (Alpan)
- You channeled energy from the earth. (Minty-Flesh)
- Thanks for taking the time to respond, all.. (Drew_Atreides)
- Alpan... (Charles_Bukowski)
- Wow Drew, that is really fucking creepy... (speaker4dead)
- Sorry Drew, its not fate... (The_Hate_Guy)
- Re: Rambling, off-topic, personal-type Fate/Predestination post..BEWARE :) (george8671)
"Stewart for Anchor 2000" commercial on Comedy Central (Illinois_Stan)
- Those are some funny promos... (Tralala)
- "And I've done a little time in prison for killing a bell hop,funny story" (Dave_Osborne)
Good God! (Inspector_Detector)
Top Twelve Signs That Your Newsroom Is In Trouble (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- How to tell if you are in education (Redneck_Islam)
- Here is a list of real notes written to excuse students. (MAYORBOB)
The summer is officially over. What were the best and worst movies you saw? (Presley)
- My choices for Best Movies (and bloated reasons behind them) (Presley)
- Everything sucked donkey balls. (Bickle)
- Top 10 worst movies, Biggest surprises and Biggest Disappointments (Presley)
- Summer Presley nominations (Presley)
- East is East disappointed me (Edgar_Britt)
- Best and worst... (TheGodmother)
- I'd prefer to see Virgin Suicides at #1 (Throwing_Muses)
- Here goes (despite the fact that I've only seen 9 movies on the list): (Morrison_Hotel)
- Re: The summer is officially over. What were the best and worst movies you saw? (Critico)
- The Best and the Worst: (MAYORBOB)
- Responses... (Parca_Mortem)
- Oh my, I apparently only saw 3 movies this summer (Karen_G)
- The summer of my discontent (Redundancies)
- Okay, I'll bite (Slater)
- I only saw one... (Beast)
- Into the way-back machine with you, Pres, and take back that R and B insult (Drew_Atreides)
- Re: The summer is officially over. What were the best and worst movies you saw? (TheWreck)
- My picks for pix (unfettered_by_logic)
- A few responses of my own (possible "X-MEN" spoiler) (Presley)
- Me, Myself and Irene, Scary Movie and Mission Impossible 2 (Bickle)
- Bick, I didn't really expect you to know that date off the top of your head (Presley)
- What was good about Frequency (Critico)
- Sorry Pres, I didn't take your little quiz that seriously. (Bickle)
- Ah... Presley, Presley, Presley... (Parca_Mortem)
- top ten of the year, so far... (Parca_Mortem)
- Ghost Dog is really good. (Bickle)
- Slater, I'm going to have to rebut your talking monkey thing: (Morrison_Hotel)
- Oooo! Oooo! My turn! (The_Evil_Eye)
- Parca (Presley)
- Addendum... (Parca_Mortem)
Number of Napster users soars (Throwing_Muses)
- The RIAA has noone to blame but themselves for Napster's popularity... (Morrison_Hotel)
For Mayorbob and Coaster only (Slater)
- Slater (Coaster)
- I was informed that it is supposed to mean... (MAYORBOB)
the paper has the editorals online (llamasex)
- Sounds like your local paper is run by . . . (convenor)
- Some more (llamasex)
- a good one (llamasex)
- So, llamasex, where in Mississippi do you live (nt) (convenor)
- We won? (Bickle)
- Llama is from Augusta Georgia, I believe. (MAYORBOB)
- Those sound like letters to the editor (X-MAN)
- DAH Mayor and X-Mna Are both right (llamasex)
- if they ARE letters to the editor... (Tralala)
How about a bottle of "Grow the Hell Up"? (convenor)
- If Dick Vitale isn't the most obnoxious boor in the world... (MAYORBOB)
- Possible New Jobs for Bobby Knight the damn disappointed (Coaster)
- Knight wouldn't last 10 minutes in the NBA (Geodesy)
- What a whiner Bobby is! (convenor)
- My favorite part (Karen_G)
- Nice commentary, covenor (Mr-Mucus)
- I don't think I'd go that far (convenor)
Obscene Interiors (Karen_G)
- Thank you Karen.... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Nice, very nice Karen. They must have been from gay porn. (MAYORBOB)
- And you'd know all about that mayorbob? (lurker)
Good Buzz on Almost Famous (Coaster)
- My "Almost Famous" recommendation: (Presley)
- I hope they don't use all the cool true Zeppelin shenanigans (Jack-Em-Up_JACKAL)
- It's got Fairuza Balk <nt> (X-MAN)
- Saw Cameron Crowe on Charlie Rose (Tralala)
- Paquin and Balk are mostly absent (Presley)
- More "buzz" on "Almost Famous" from the IMDB: Best reviews of year (Presley)
Hey jen (enigma)
- You got it... (jen)
- Never mind my stupid question... (jen)
- I was privy to all the incarnations of SOC (enigma)
- Do you mean the URL of the pic page? (jen)
WHAT IF... Crankylanders would suddenly get on primetime TV? (Parca_Mortem)
- You forgot "Sheepherding with X-MAN" (Morrison_Hotel)
- It'll be like Bart Simpson's "eat my shorts" (X-MAN)
- You'd have to stick to talkback radio... (Edgar_Britt)
- Well, I don't know how many of them would STAY on the air (Karen_G)
- They'd be pretty funny to us, at least (Ken_Kaminski)
- My two cents (Qwellion)
- Another possibility: The New Dating Game with your hostess... (MAYORBOB)
- Don't I get a show? (NiceHealthySalad)
- I think Beast... (Ken_Kaminski)
- I thinks ME & DDMajic shoold hostes a show toogether!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- I think that- (Midnight_Mink)
Hey cat owners, I have some questions.Help me out here! (Conqueror)
- shieeet u a crazy azzz (John_Doe)
- Sounds like they don't like the new routine... (jen)
- We have 3 cats... (TheWreck)
- Hmmm, Jen mentioned Conquer repellent. (MAYORBOB)
- My cat tends to keep himself clean... (Mad-Ness)
- My suggestion (Wolfman)
- I have four cats (unfettered_by_logic)
- Unfettered (Wolfman)
Hey Mr. Wonderful (DMagic)
- Hay, DDMajic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
I watched Brazil today, (Montalban)
- If only the "Fight Club" worshippers would watch Brazil. (Conqueror)
- While a little heavy handed (Charles_Bukowski)
- I love "Brazil" AND "Fight Club"... (Parca_Mortem)
- as grundle says, "well..." (Montalban)
- ahem, that would be "and ... " (Montalban)
- so uh... (Charles_Bukowski)
- hey Bukowski (Montalban)
- No I did not. Drop me an email, that is my real addy. NT (Charles_Bukowski)
WHERE'S THE OUTRAGE!!! (The_Hate_Guy)
- interesting... (bored)
- I'm not bothered by it... (Morrison_Hotel)
- Joker Jack (Redneck_Islam)
- Ryan Phillipe was good in way of the gun (Charles_Bukowski)
- My problem with Maguire in as Spider-Man... (Parca_Mortem)
- I dunno, it might work.. How elastic-man like is Tobey? (Drew_Atreides)
- Uh, Drew... Rubber Duck! (Mad-Ness)
- Madness.. (Drew_Atreides)
- McFarlane didn't do Spidey for too long... (Parca_Mortem)
- Okay, thanks! (Mad-Ness)
I guess I'll have to declare Bickle the Summer Movie Millionaire winner. (Presley)
- Answers to the Summer Movie Millionaire Quiz (possible "Gladiator" spoiler) (Presley)
The season of better movies has started... (Parca_Mortem)
- Oddly, I agree, despite what I said below (Presley)
Who's a likely number 1 draft pick? (convenor)
- The Cowboys should really take a serious look at the Penn State QB... (MAYORBOB)
- It aint even that good, convener (X-MAN)
- You wanna know what a drug ring is called in Dallas? (Joe_Cool)
- Describe the following: (convenor)
- 'Skins lose Michael Westbrook for season.. (Omega2120)
- Was there any doubt that it was Michael Westbrook? (jen)
- No Jen, but I'm on "The Bandwagon" (Omega2120)
- Well, hell, Omega... (jen)
- Jen, that ~is~ a quagmire. (Omega2120)
- The definition of a jag-off: (Bickle)
- Oh Bickle.. (jen)
- Pouring fuel on the fire... (ChrisJericho)
- And full time home to Jimmy Hoffa, Jericho. (MAYORBOB)
- Yeah Bickle (X-MAN)
- Hey, Jag off... (Bickle)
- Jeffrey Hammonds (Redundancies)
- Uh, right (X-MAN)
- Go Lions! (Drew_Atreides)
- You are an idiot, aren't you? (Bickle)
- Yeah! (convenor)
- But (X-MAN)
- Jen, are in DC? (Omega2120)
- Omega... (jen)
- Larry Storch was Trooper Agarn in F Troop... (MAYORBOB)
- Thanks, MayorBob. (Omega2120)
- Fuck the Ravens! (lurker)
Soderbergh's "Traffic" trailer (Veruca_Salt)
- I saw the Traffic trailer before Nurse Betty (enigma)
This just in on the Wen Ho Lee nuclear weapons secrets case... (Illinois_Stan)
- Wen Ho Lee is Chinese. (Conqueror)
- Here's someone who agrees with us... (Illinois_Stan)
- Effort to save face? (Illinois_Stan)
This is it: I am through procrastinating. Time to face the music. (Bickle)
- Suggestion (Karen_G)
- I don't know how, but.. (Drew_Atreides)
- No, no, no. NOT wrestling! That's SO '90s... (TheWreck)
- Well, gee, Joseph Conrad ...... (Yosephi)
- Yeah, but H.L. Mencken is dead. (Bickle)
- Your chances of writing a novel are dead, too <NT> (Yosephi)
- I disagree with Wreck, I think wrestling could be worked in... (MAYORBOB)
- Masked Mexican-Wrestler-Hitmen!! (Drew_Atreides)
- Ooh, I like Drew's idea (Karen_G)
- Karen, for crying out loud! (Yosephi)
- Actually, that is MAYORBOB's and Drew's idea, Karen (MAYORBOB)
- writers vs. wanna-be's & Good writers vs. Bad writers... (The_Hate_Guy)
- The worst piece of "literature" I ever read in my whole life (Karen_G)
- Oh, and MayorBob (Karen_G)
- Yosephi is so hostile, he's giving me a hard-on. (Bickle)
- "Of course, just because you suck, doesn't mean you'll never get published" (Redundancies)
- Countering the Nay Sayers... an on-track (Coaster)
- The key to good writin': (NiceHealthySalad)
- Writing... (Presley)
- Bickle and Presley (Slater)
- I can say with certainty that Presley was born to be a writer. (The_Redundant_One)
- Uh, thanks? Redundant; Slater: (Presley)
- Trust me, Pres (The_Redundant_One)
- Whatever you end up writing about, Bickle... (Mad-Ness)
A dating dilemma... (ModernRonin)
- ugh (Bunny_Lebowski)
- Just be sweet (Karen_G)
- Bunny (ShadowEmperor)
- "Surprised" is not the right word. . . (Bunny_Lebowski)
- Alright, Bunny... (ModernRonin)
- I'm with Karen (Chica)
- I agree with the ladies... (jen)
- My suggestion Two Cents From (Coaster)
- Darn. Hit the post button early. My post continued. (Coaster)
- Here's a suggestion... (The_Hate_Guy)
- please ignore the bunny... (Redneck_Islam)
- Well, thanks for the advice. (ModernRonin)
- Dude, Ronin... (ChrisJericho)
- Jen (Bunny_Lebowski)
- Bunny... (jen)
- Jen (Bunny_Lebowski)
- Bunny... (jen)
- Oh...and please (jen)
- And Redneck Islam (Bunny_Lebowski)
- And I'm just wondering.. (jen)
- Jen (Bunny_Lebowski)
- And my final message... (jen)
- bunny (jen)
- Jen (Bunny_Lebowski)
- However, Bunny... (jen)
- Well, geez, bunny... (jen)
- Actually, Bunny... (jen)
- No, I'm sorry. (Bunny_Lebowski)
- Bunny... will you marry me?! (jen)
- I should have more sense than this (Presley)
- Awwwwww. (Bickle)
- You needn't worry, Pres. (Bunny_Lebowski)
- One Slut Recruit, present and accounted for, Bunny... (Bickle)
- Yet more blather... (ModernRonin)
- Bickle, you bastard! (ModernRonin)
- All four sound great (Karen_G)
- Dates & Gifts (Coaster)
- Ronin... (jen)
- thanks, coaster! (jen)
- Coaster, can I introduce you to. . . (Bunny_Lebowski)
- Okay, I think that seals it. (ModernRonin)
- Anyone else got... (ModernRonin)
- Bunny Lebowski, Baby! This one's for UUUUUUUUU! (Coaster)
- jen (grundle)
- origami (Redneck_Islam)
- a whirlwind vacation... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Heh (X-MAN)
- Woah! I should wander down the page more often..... (Throwing_Muses)
- Coaster, you need some practice! (Bunny_Lebowski)
- Bunny (The_Redundant_One)
- miss enthropic bitch (Presley)
- Four words, Redundancies: (Bunny_Lebowski)
- Priestly.... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- OK. OK. Lil' Lebowski...I'm practicing.... (Coaster)
- coasting bunny (Redneck_Islam)
- You fuckers make me sad... (The_Hate_Guy)
- Redneck Islam. Educate this! (Coaster)
- Coaster, you retard! (Bunny_Lebowski)
shieeeeettt i gotz a list of crackyland ladiez i wanna kill cuz im watcher (John_Doe)
- yo ladiez MO legz aight? shieeet figment,violet MO LEGZZZ shieeettttttttttt (John_Doe)
- Jane Doe, donet yoo talk about DDMajic or Verucuda annymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Mr_Wonderful)
- that's right (DMagic)
Why is this website name being wasted? (Illinois_Stan)
- Squatters. (Conqueror)
I am sure someone around here thinks this is neet (llamasex)
- Yeah, thats cool (Charles_Bukowski)
Rope (Karen_G)
- My third favorite Hitchcock film (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- It's in the top 10 of the Hitchcock flicks I've seen... (Morrison_Hotel)
- Dang me, dang me, they oughta take a rope and hang me. (MAYORBOB)
- Did you ever see Marnie MayorBob? (Morrison_Hotel)
- MH, no I never saw Marnie. (MAYORBOB)
- I think "Frenzy" was excellent . . . (Hairhead)
- "Rebecca" is excellent (Jesus_Fucking_Christ)
- "Lifeboat" and "The Paradine Case" (Jesus_Fucking_Christ)
- For Family reasons. I have to say "Lifeboat"... (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- MEB - have you ever heard the Tallulah Bankhead/Chico Marx story? (Karen_G)
- Only Hitchcock movies I've seen... (Parca_Mortem)
- My top five would be rounded off by (Junk_Yard_Dog)
- I was under the impression. . . (Bunny_Lebowski)
- James Ellroy stuck her in a story of his once... (Bickle)
- AMC is showing all of Hitchcock's films, one every night... (Parca_Mortem)
- Thanx for the info Parca, but frankly I'd rather watch "Bumping Furburgers" (MAYORBOB)
- It's available at all finer gift shops, supermarkets and swap meets. (Bickle)
- Tallulah Bankhead's sexual preferences . . (Hairhead)
- SO NOW DO YOU SEE WHERE I GET MY WIERNDESS FROM? (miss_enthropic_bitch)
- Re: Rope blueangel
- Bankhead's sexual preferences blueangel
- Her best performances were... King_JYD

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