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> Not too bad. Typical dork wins all. > Entertainment has gone downhill.
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Shit, at least Woody Harrelson lost the big bowling game in Reno.
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What more can be said?
It's like "Hoosiers" but with 99% of the intellegence removed to make it marketable to what I like to call "The Intellectual Proletariat."
(NOTE: Apologies to http://www.humournet.com for the T.I.P. catchphrase. I liked it...and Vince will like the plug.)
You see, there's a big reason why a LOT of stupid movies are made: Instant gratification versus working for the payoff. As in, you could down a movie-sized large soft drink, drain your bladder for fifteen minutes in the rest room (for the daring who are forced to watch the offending material, where it be your wife, girlfriend, etc. I recommend going to the screen and wet down the screen) then come back to your seat and NOT MISS A FREAKIN' BIT OF "PLOT!"
Shit, it's like porno but it's not.
Now, I'm not offended by porno. At least you know what to expect in porno to find it watchable. And, y'know, even us intellectuals sometimes find porno to be very intriguing. So, porno doesn't offend me.
It's shit like this which makes me wonder, "Hmm...I wonder if I'd get full NRA endorsement if I pack the right weaponry during a screening of this mind-rot and just pick the movie-goers off one by fucking one? Like shooting plastic ducks at the carnival?"
Sure, the law may not like me afterwards but Darwin would be pleased.
Just got word from Darwin..."Do it....doooooooo iiiiiiiit!"
BTW, this is satire and I'm a law-abiding guy and all.
Just make sure all firearms are locked in safe places, OK?
{grin}
--Mark
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