This is the most expensive movie ever made ($175 million dollars) because it has a lot of water in it. Frankly, Kevin Costner and director Kevin Reynolds could have come over to my house and used my faucet where I get water all the time and for much less than they paid.
Costner plays a character named the mariner who sails the Earth looking for things to trade with other sailors. He also drinks his own urine. There is a basic rule in the movie criticism book they give you when you first become a movie critic that says that any movie in which a character drinks his own urine cannot be very good.
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