1. What is Top Gun?
A rather unamusing movie which is only worth watching for a few of the scenes containing a younger, chubbier Val Kilmer.
2. Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
We call them Pawn Shops here.
3. Well where would you go if you had the biggest gun in the universe?
Hmmm, maybe the Sahara, have a big shooting range made out of various relocated Trump buildings.
4. You got a gun?
No; everyone knows women prefer to use poison.
5. You're not a postal worker, are you?
Aren't those obsolete by now?
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