1. What is Top Gun?
A slang term for high quality amphetamines.
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2. Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?
Beats the pawn shops, Rent-to-own furniture stores and Buy- Here-Pay-Here car lots that have overrun my once thriving community.
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3. Well, where would you go if you had the biggest gun in the universe?
Why, to Kilrah, Admiral Tolwyn!
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4. You got a gun?
Ha! I KNEW you were with Janet Reno's Klintonian - Freemason Justice Department. Sure, sure, you act like this is a simple little poll, but really you're trying to determine who owns guns and who doesn't. And whenever it's politically convenient, you'll just march up to my door with a tank and take them from me - oh, I am on to you mister.....man, I gotta stop watching those NRA infomercials and the 700 club before I go to bed :)
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5. You're not a postal worker, are you?
Yup - elite sniper division.
-Theo
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