09/19/00: Cold blue steel answers

Posted By: Itchy trigger finger (Theodoric)


1. What is Top Gun?

A slang term for high quality amphetamines.

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2. Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?

Beats the pawn shops, Rent-to-own furniture stores and Buy- Here-Pay-Here car lots that have overrun my once thriving community.

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3. Well, where would you go if you had the biggest gun in the universe?

Why, to Kilrah, Admiral Tolwyn!

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4. You got a gun?

Ha! I KNEW you were with Janet Reno's Klintonian - Freemason Justice Department. Sure, sure, you act like this is a simple little poll, but really you're trying to determine who owns guns and who doesn't. And whenever it's politically convenient, you'll just march up to my door with a tank and take them from me - oh, I am on to you mister.....man, I gotta stop watching those NRA infomercials and the 700 club before I go to bed :)

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5. You're not a postal worker, are you?

Yup - elite sniper division.

-Theo


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