09/19/00: Oh, here we go.

Posted By: Mad-Ness


1. What is Top Gun?

It is a movie directed by Tony Scott and starring Tom Cruise and Anthony Edwards. It has become one of Cruise's signature movies. It was released in 1986 and was a very big hit. It is about a young fighter pilot who has to prove his metal against the greatest fliers in the country. The best parts (note, spoilers!) include the scene where they sing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling", the really sad scene where Goose dies, the chases in the jets, and the vollyball scene (yum). OK, sorry for being so literal here.

2. Why is it that there is a gun shop on almost every corner in this community?

There is? Yikes! Oh, wait, you mean Maul-Mart right?

3. Well where would you go if you had the biggest gun in the universe?

Uh, probably nowhere cause if it's the Biggest Gun in the Universe, then it would probably be like the Death Star. You can't exactly go walking around with that thing. But if I were in charge of it, I'd get Britney Spears and a couple other annoying people I can't think of and invite them to a picnic on some little planet somewhere and...

4. You got a gun?

Squirt guns, yes. Anything with more firepower, no.

5. You're not a postal worker, are you?

Nope.


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