04/06/00: When it's time to confess your sins in the Lapsed Catholic Church...

Posted By: (Bickle)


guess who you confess your sins to? That's right, Father Leary. You say "bless me father for I have sinned" and I say "That's fucking great! What'd you do?" "Well, I had impure thoughts many times this week." "Fucking excellent! What else?" "I jerked off, like, five times." "That's fucking great! Here's your penance: go to that store across the street, steal two cases of beer and a pizza, and BRING IT BACK HERE!"


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