1. The most cuddly space alien.
Ezri Dax.
2. The best space alien catch phrase. (You know, like “Klaatu! Barada nikto!” Stupid Ewok songs excluded.)
"It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy?"
3. Space alien who’s probably a Libertarian.
The Ferengi.
4. Space alien you’d like least to meet behind the customer service counter at Media Play when you’re returning a damaged CD.
The alien drug dealer from I Come In Peace - he kills people with CDs.
5. Space alien that would make an especially evil Beanie Baby — what would it do?
Tribbles. By replicating, they not only consume our resources and crowd us out, they reduce their own value as collectables (which is both evil and good, know what I'm sayin'?).
6. Space alien most likely to devour Barbara Walters during interview.
The ones from Critters
7. Space alien who would fit in well at Cranky’s.
Any who can work a keyboard, regardless of whether they're fluency in English, or even sentient for that matter.
8. Space alien who already IS at Cranky’s.
Probably quite a few.
9. Best concept for a space alien movie already made.
If we're talking *concept* rather than just execution, I'll go with both/either versions of The Thing, Predator, Invasion Of the Body Snatchers, and Spaced Invaders.
10. Best concept for a space alien movie that’s crying out for a producer. (Suggested casting optional.)
Alan Dean Foster's Quozl
11. So who believes in sentient extra-terrestrial life, anyway?
Lots of people.
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