1. The most cuddly space alien.
Jawas
2. The best space alien catch phrase. (You know, like “Klaatu! Barada nikto!” Stupid Ewok songs excluded.)
"Fuck your Mickey Mouse!" from "Enemy Mine"
3. Space alien who’s probably a Libertarian.
ALF
4. Space alien you’d like least to meet behind the customer service counter at Media Play when you’re returning a damaged CD.
Morbo: "So puny earth creature, you think Media Play should take back this damaged circular music storage device?"
5. Space alien that would make an especially evil Beanie Baby — what would it do?
ALIEN, and it would either have inner attack jaw action or squirt acid.
6. Space alien most likely to devour Barbara Walters during interview.
Jabba the Hutt
7. Space alien who would fit in well at Cranky’s.
Morbo from Futurama
8. Space alien who already IS at Cranky’s.
mendo, from the planet Free Bird
9. Best concept for a space alien movie already made.
ALIENS I guess, not sure I get the question
10. Best concept for a space alien movie that’s crying out for a producer. (Suggested casting optional.)
I dunno.
11. So who believes in sentient extra-terrestrial life, anyway?
I do, but I'm doubtful we meet any in my lifetime.
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