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1. The most cuddly space alien.
Sally Solomon.
Okay, okay -- tribbles, then. Yeesh.
2. The best space alien catch phrase. (You know, like “Klaatu! Barada nikto!” Stupid Ewok songs excluded.)
What, "Yub nub" ain't good enough for you?!?
3. Space alien who’s probably a Libertarian.
Grundlebot.
4. Space alien you’d like least to meet behind the customer service counter at Media Play when you’re returning a damaged CD.
A Predator; I'd never see the bastard.
5. Space alien that would make an especially evil Beanie Baby — what would it do?
An Alien Queen; it'd lay small facehugger Beanies that would impregate all of the other Beanie Babies so that little tiny Alien Beanie Babies would burst forth from their plush little stomachs. It'd be pretty freakin' cool, but it'd be hell on the collectible prices.
6. Space alien most likely to devour Barbara Walters during interview.
The space cockroach from M.I.B.
7. Space alien who would fit in well at Cranky’s.
Jim Carrey's character from "Earth Girls Are Easy"
8. Space alien who already IS at Cranky’s.
Grundlebot.
9. Best concept for a space alien movie already made.
"Alien".
10. Best concept for a space alien movie that’s crying out for a producer. (Suggested casting optional.)
Earth ship encounters cute, short, non-threatening, non-hostile alien life form, and being only human we beat the living crap out of the things and take over their planet to make sure they stay peaceful. We could have the cute short non-threatening non-hostile aliens to be played by Gary Coleman or the guy who played "Webster".
11. So who believes in sentient extra-terrestrial life, anyway?
Me.
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JYD -- my money's on "The Last Starfighter" as well.
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