03/08/00: complete lyrics to an American standard:

Posted By: mendo


Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
In a clothing store
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

(Spoken except for ())Like, OH MY GOD! (Valley Girl) Like - TOTALLY (Valley Girl) Encino is like SO BITCHEN (Valley Girl) There's like the Galleria (Valley Girl) And like all these like really great shoe stores I like love going into like clothing stores and stuff I like buy the neatest mini-skirts and stuff It's like so BITCHEN cuz like everybody's like Super-super nice... It's like so BITCHEN like...

(Singing)On Ventura, there she goes
She just bought some bitchen clothes
Tosses her head 'n flips her hair
She got a whole bunch of nothin' in there

(Spoken)Anyway, he goes are you into S and M? I go, oh RIGHT... Could you like just picture me in a like a LEATHER TEDDY Yeah right, HURT ME, HURT... Yeah, I'm sure! NO WAY! He was like freaking me out... He called me a BEASTIE... That's cuz like he was totally BLITZED He goes like BAG YOUR FACE! I'm sure!

(Singing)Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
So sweet 'n pure
Okay, fine...
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a

(Spoken except for ())It's really sad (Valley Girl) Like my English teacher He's like... (Valley Girl) He's like Mr. BU-FU (Valley Girl) We're talking Lord God King BU-FU (Valley Girl) I am SO SURE He's like so GROSS Like he like sits there and like plays with all his rings And he like flirts with all the guys in the class It's like totally disgusting I'm like so sure It's like BARF ME OUT... Gag me with a spoon!

(Singing)Last idea to cross her mind
Had something to do with where to find A pair of jeans to fit her butt And where to get her toenails cut

(Spoken)So like I go into this like salon place, y'know And I wanted like to get my toenails done And the lady like goes, oh my God, your toenails Are like so GRODY It was like really embarrassing She's like OH MY GOD, like BAG THOSE TOENAILS I'm like sure... She goes, uh, I don't know if I can handle this, y'know... I was like really embarrassed...

(Singing)Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Valley Girl
She's a Valley Girl
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure
Okay, fine
Fer sure, fer sure
She's a Valley Girl
And there is no cure

(Spoken except for ())Like my mother is like a total space cadet (Valley Girl) She like makes me do the dishes and (Valley Girl) CLEAN the cat box (Valley Girl) I am sure That's like GROSS (Valley Girl) BARF OUT! (Valley Girl) OH MY GOD (Valley Girl)

Hi!
Uh-huh... (Valley Girl)
My name?
My name is Ondrya Wolfson (Valley Girl) Uh-huh That's right, Ondrya (Valley Girl) Uh-huh... I know It's like... (Valley Girl) I do not talk funny... I'm sure (Valley Girl) Whatsa matter with the way I talk? (Valley Girl) I am a VAL, I know (Valley Girl) But I live like in a really good part of Encino so it's okay (Valley Girl) Uh-huh... (Valley Girl) So like, I don't know (Valley Girl) I'm like freaking out totally (Valley Girl) Oh my God! (Valley Girl)

Hi - I have to go to the orthodontist (Valley Girl) I'm getting my braces off, y'know (Valley Girl) But I have to wear a retainer That's going to be really like a total bummer I'm freaking out I'm SURE It's like those things that like stick in your mouth They're so gross... You like get saliva all over them But like, I don't know, it's going to be cool, y'know I'll bite so you can see my smile It'll be like really cool Except my like teeth are like too small But NO BIGGIE... It's so AWESOME It's like TUBULAR, y'know Well, I'm not like really ugly or anything It's just like I don't know You know me, I'm like into the like the clean stuff Like PAC-MAN and like, I don't know Like my mother like makes me do the dishes It's like so GROSS... Like all the stuff like sticks to the plates And it's like, it's like somebody else's food, y'know It's like GRODY... GRODY TO THE MAX I'm sure It's like really nauseating Like BARF OUT GAG ME WITH A SPOON GROSS I am SURE TOTALLY...

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is America great or what...

TOTALLY...

I'm like peace out,

.tom


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