I get the idea that you feel I've been neglecting you.
actually i was sort of likeing the peace and quiet instead of trying painfully to figure out what you attempt to bang out on that contraption you insist on calling a computer.
That maybe you think I'm too busy teaching DMagic wht it's like having sex with a human again and don't have the time to waste on your sorry dumptruck ass.
no nick, that wasn't dmagic. that was you with your blow up betty again.
That you and your attacks no longer interest me.
somewhere in your pea-brain you are fantasizing right now, hoping against all hope that i might give a damn. actually i did think about you today when i changed my tampon and wondered, "now, why am i suddenly thinking about nick The tampon, er, i mean nick The knife. oh well". and then came a big flush and now i am on the computer where i happened upon this idiocy which made me think about you once more. i will turn off my computer and pretty much forget all about you. so i guess the answer is, no, i hadn't noticed.
Nothing could be further from the truth.
gee, lucky me.
I actually read every stupid, selfish, self-centered thing you posted in that ridiculous "I want" thread, hoping to see you mention me at least once, and I was finally rewarded with the "I hwant" post you made, to wit (or should I say halfwit):
wait a minute, you can read? you mean all this time i wasn't reading something a million monkeys were shitting on a million typewriters makeing the keys move up and down pumping out this drivel? that was you all along?
"i hwant you to know why nick The knife hasn't posted recently. it seems he's a pussy and doesn't deserve a computer."
genious. sheer genious. a masterpiece in the makeing. that's the best thing you've ever posted to me. oh, that was me. i forgot i even wrote that. the things that come out of my head.
That made me feel all warm and cozy inside.
no, that's mr. wonderful's semen.
It's so good to see the Christmas spirit filling you up, top to bottom and side to side.
bah humbug, assmunch.
It did seem to me that there was a shortage of Christmas Spirit going around this year,
eat me.
but since it had to fill that bulldozer ass of yours, of course there was a shortage!
it's a great big ass and you've got your head all the way up it, don't cha?
Mia, at least once a year, let's put aside out differences and be nice to each other for a while. I'll be nice to you if you'll be nice to me.
and what exactly do i have to gain from all of this? what's in it for me?
Agreed, fatass?
see above question, rimrod.
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