nick, i have decided that since you just turned 40 and are a man now, it's time to move out of the garage. i am sick of all those women with big hooters comming in and out of the house at 2 in the morning. what are you doing? makeing a porno in there? i'm tired of them stealing money from my purse. i need to rent out the garage to make some cash and you're just in the way. i'm also tired of you sitting in there every day with no job just getting stoned and looking at that cute little goth girl's picture. are you smokeing pot again? i thought we talked about this when i explained to you where babies come from. i guess it's my fault. i wanted to keep you a virgin all your life so i would have an unspoiled nickiepoo but now i'm just sick of you and want you out of my house.
love, mom
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