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"oh how kind of you to acknowledge my presence. i am so lucky"
It was more like swatting a fly, but you're welcome.
i didn't ask to hear about your whacking off sexcapades.
"actually i was sort of likeing the peace and quiet instead of trying painfully to figure out what you attempt to bang out on that contraption you insist on calling a computer."
HEY!!! Did you just insult my computer!? That's out of line!!!
oh my, did i just say your computer is a piece of shit?
Dumbass.
yes, you're a dumbass. let's see, what else is new? your knowledge of the female form perhaps?
"no nick, that wasn't dmagic. that was you with your blow up betty again."
No, my Blowup Betty looks like Violet Beuregard.
oh that's classic. as if someone like violet could ever look twice at you.
"somewhere in your pea-brain you are fantasizing right now, hoping against all hope that i might give a damn."
Wait a second. Who are you again?
my name is the devil and you are my plaything.
"no, that's mr. wonderful's semen."
That actually made me laugh. Everyone knows Mr. Wonderful doesn't have any balls!
you know this because...
"bah humbug, assmunch."
Yow! What a lightning rejoinder!
up yours fuckface.
"eat me."
You wish, maggot puss.
drippy dick.
"it's a great big ass and you've got your head all the way up it, don't cha?"
So you saw HEAT too, eh? Congratulations. The least you could do is quote it accurately, dipshit.
the least you could do is learn to flame, kindergarden cop.
"and what exactly do i have to gain from all of this? what's in it for me?"
Oh, I don't know... a respite from me making you look like a stupid cunt, perhaps? Just a guess.
shirley, you jest.
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