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A tape measure is something else altogether; it measures what can be seen with the naked eye. That’s an electron microscope you’ve gotten hold of to do your measuring — I trust that it’s a more satisfying handful for you. (The purpose of the dead cat I tactfully refrain from surmising — it’s your life.)
There — just so you wouldn’t feel that I was giving Gump undue attention the last time, I made a similar joke for you.
WarGasm, l-s is as usual a day late and a dong — er, dollar short. Our most vocal Nader supporter is neither here nor there right now. Most of the rest of us are waiting to see whether the continued strain of attempting to appear intelligent will result in the first president to appear at the Inaugural Ball as a boil in a shirt rather than in a boiled shirt.
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