03/08/07: NEWS FLASH!!!!! -- The Site Has Most Definitely Been Hacked

Posted by: TMundo


TMundo McHeimshcins

Crankyland, USA

--- The Site Has Most Definitely Been Hacked ---

Last night around 6:15 PM Eastern Time, someone hacked into the Mr Cranky server, impostered a few crankizens, including Mr. Cranky himself, and then proceded to delete some of those threads and/or posts leaving most of us confused, but no more than we normally are.

Some of the handles impostered were none other than our own X-Man and You_People_are_Silly. When asked to comment X-Man stated that, "It was probably those liberals and their agenda as usual."

The Mr Cranky handle was also impersonated before it was mysteriously deleted, not much was clear, but the post was signed with the initials, TS, which may be some form of ancient sanscrit, or simply, "The Solopist." It could not be confirmed whether or not the posting was actually done by the solopist or just the imposter tryingto throw everyone off. Mr. Cranky was not available for comment on this matter.

Experts were quick to point out that most impostering can be done by creating a handle of the same name, but the post count will be different and will styart at zero. But in this case, it was a clear hacking of the system.

Most likely, experts believe the hacker to be none other than the imfamous Ben_Dover_69 A.K.A. Duffy, Stupid Flanders, Jeff_Probst, Darth_Shithead, Richard_Roma, Fake Theo, Fake X-Man, Fake Rajah, blah, blah, blah, etc... However, it may be posible that someone has upstaged Dover and his exploits, who exactly? Time will tell, until then, feel free to sit back, relax, and watch the chaos that ensues.


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