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World Trade Center Caption Contest
Winner: winsor99
"You, Me and Debris."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
New Photos on Friday. Winners posted on Wednesday
Winner's Page
Post a caption entry in the forum below
Captions:
- Gravity and a Building Madeuce
- "Ray, if someone asks if you are a god, you say, 'YES!'" Mr_Nonsense
- The next time Rosie O'Donnell wants the last slice of pizza, give it to her nickumoh
- "Hey, are those my earrings?" nickumoh
- Top Twin...Ten Captions MR_MUCUS
- Alien: the Director's Cut involved a slightly altered alien "birth" scene michael3b
- "I hope our widows don't enjoy our deaths too much." MR_MUCUS
- caption2 quibix
- okay, mental note- never ask Russel Crowe for his autograph again scarlet_ohara
- "Now watch how big and juicy this makes your lips." ROTJob
- Let's just hope no one uses our deaths as propaganda scarlet_ohara
- Sam and Frodo knew they would never survive Mount Doom, so they had sex scarlet_ohara
- It's such a fine line between 'freedom fighter' and 'terrorist', isn't it? fellow_consumer
- Finding the terrorists will be too hard--we need to invade Iraq instead. Scumby
- "If breathing through my athletic cup comforts him, so be it", he thought. Scumby
- "If only we had a midget Wayans brother..." Scumby
- "Thank God you're here! Save me from the Boring Movie!" WeHateReichPublicans
- How about you use tyhat roll of quarters in your pocket and call for help. foxjedi
- caption quibix
- "Just another day at a West Virginia coal mine." Mr_Nonsense
- You are an errand boy, sent by groccers to collect a bill scarlet_ohara
- "I say we 'erect' some twin towers of our own." nickumoh
- "You've resorted to cannibalism? The towers collapsed like 5 minutes ago!" nickumoh
- Did you have to call them 'stinking' badges? ben243243
- Oh, God! My life just flashed, and it totally sucked so far. ben243243
- Ever see that movie 'Alive'? ben243243
- Why do we always pull duty on the day after Thanksgiving? ben243243
- Yeah, I sneezed in it. Sorry. ben243243
- You had me at "Unravel the Hose" I_Hate_Movies
- I'd rather be reading 'My Pet Goat'. yvr73
- Yeah I did like Ladder 49, ironically enough. yvr73
- Competitive fart-lighting takes a tragic turn. Scumby
- "Only my son Kal-El can save us now..." M_H
- Let me take this opportunity to speak with you about Amway. foxjedi
- Take a hit, Woody Harrelson swears by it. foxjedi
- I told you it plastic explosive, but you belived it was butter! Why...why!? foxjedi
- OK, we're gonna take out your wisdom teeth now. michael3b
- Al Qaeda discourages "office romances" between terrorists. Scumby
- "You a-hole! I told you to cut the GREEN wire!" Scumby
- Satan devised a joint torment for David Duke and Louis Farrakhan in Hell. Scumby
- You think it's bad here in Queens. I just heard the WTC got destroyed. Scumby
- At least we're not trapped on a plane with mother%$#! snakes! Scumby
- "OJ, the only way to make this stop is to apologize to Nicole's parents." Scumby
- "that better be a gun in your pocket!" dylanfan1969
- world trade center dylanfan1969
- And at that moment, they were the only two people in the room. Scumby
- You, Me and Debris winsor99
- 'What the hell are you doing? That's helium from the balloon making kiosk!" MR_MUCUS
- "You can be my meter maid anytime" rainman76x
- "Uh, holding the international policeman's ball in Beirut--I told you so" rainman76x
- "17,346 bottles of beer on the wall, 17,436 bottles of beer..." rainman76x
- Is it just me or did this room get a little smaller? Scumby
- So...can I have your stereo? Scumby
- "Does it hurt when I put all of my weight on you like this? Ok..." Scumby
- Brokeback Building Scumby
- "I'll wait till they bring me a 'whites-only' oxygen mask, thanks anyway." Scumby
- Well, at least I saved money on car insurance with GEICO. Scumby
- I hate to ask for your help but I'm really between a rock+a hard place here www.piranhakeeper.com
- Dude, quit hoggin the bong! Scumby
- May the peace of Islam be upon you! Scumby
- We're gonna git that long-eared, no-good rabbit! Scumby
- Orkin's new pest control techniques have been criticized as overkill. Scumby
- "and this one time, in bandcamp....." GOLLUM
- sleep well, son of gondor GOLLUM
- ...... my brother, my captain, my king. GOLLUM
- "Due to 'based on a true story' bylaws; I'm your long-lost father" rainman76x
- The last days of Barney Rubble Form-VII
- After Dennis' latest prank, Mr. Wilson was ready to file charges. roostur
- Friends don't let friends have more than 3 bean burritos from Taco Bell. roostur
- Later Ted would regret not checking the "Giant Lizard" box on his insurance roostur
- Sorry for the mess. I wasn't expecting company. roostur
- Next time, Bob, DON'T PRESS THE @*#$! RED BUTTON! Scumby
- H.R. Giger puts the finishing touch on his latest creation. roostur
- Tokyo's new micro-apartments leave little room for air. Scumby
- Detroit Vacation Adventures Scumby
- No way man, they're a religion of peace. Scumby
- No, I'm not an EMT, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn last night! Scumby
- Is it too early to pitch you my movie idea about all this? llamasex
- Don't worry Timothy, I'll make a song dedicated to you. Lounge-Lizzard
- "Well, overall, this is still better than New Jersey" rainman76x
- "I will avenge your death--wait, you're still alive? Darn it!" rainman76x
- Further cutbacks to medicare left operating rooms in a state of disrepair Yamato
- "Rest easy my friend; The Keebler Elves will pay dearly for this outrage" rainman76x
- He had no trouble breathing but the respirator was the only was... Cannon_Fodder
- Cage had bested 'The Rock' before but this time it was too much. Cannon_Fodder
- Budget cuts to the US health system left the hospitals in bad shape. Cannon_Fodder
- He just wished Cage's knee wasn't in his groin. Cannon_Fodder
- "I don't care how bad you're hurt; quit hogging all the goddamn oxygen!!" MR_MUCUS
- "Let's get ready to Rubble! Heh, get it, Bob? Bob?!" MR_MUCUS
- "Now is not the time or place!" Cannon_Fodder
- I promise you, Irwin Allen is going to pay for this. Yamato
- Another attempt to get the Road Runner goes awry Yamato
- Casualties of 9/11 over 2000 men women children and 1 Borg Yamato
- Christmas 2005 was much better than the year before dlew919
- I'm not really a doctor, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night JPBuckner
- At that moment, they were the only two people in the tower. JPBuckner
- I told you that breakdance routine would bring the house down. JPBuckner
- Now, Hollywood would never make Exploitation films. www.piranhakeeper.com
- And what more do they have to do, before we dump politcal correctness and www.piranhakeeper.com
- Uwe Boll's 'Operation' JPBuckner
- "Explain this one more time. How did collapsing towers remove your pants?" nickumoh
- Lots of space in this mall SPARGS
- T.J. Hooker, the movie : Ground Zero gamerarocks
- "Laughing Gas solves everything' was soon dropped as an NYPD motto. Hayzeus
- BAD CAPTIONS CENTER: Mr_Nonsense
- "Sorry man, our orders were 'caucasians first'." Hayzeus
- Had there not been a radio buried playing Nelly Furtado on constant loop... nickumoh
- When will diarrhea strike you? nickumoh
- "I've got an itch. Can you reach my balls?" Flash M
- "Ok, nobody move! I lost a contact lens." nickumoh
- "So, do you come here often?" Flash M
- "Nah, I just can't stand the smell of your breath anymore." Flash M
- There's a time and a place, even for Nitrous Oxide gamerarocks
- Five years have passed, man. I'm starting to give up hope. ben243243
- "...ok next time you can go get the dougnuts." sonofthedummy
- "Don't worry man, we're gonna get those terrorists, now watch this drive." sonofthedummy
- "I just hope our leaders don't use this for political gains!" sonofthedummy
- Oxygen bars, Mogadishu style gamerarocks
- Just another rollicking day in Detroit Mercy ER gamerarocks
- "If you're Jesus, shouldn't the halo be over your head?" gamerarocks
- Ash wonders where Kane's facehugger got off to gamerarocks
- I wish I could quit you CNYSkinFan
- Where's my preciousssssssssss!!!!!!! daz
- "I know this is a bad time, but who's up for a game of Twister?" nickumoh
- If Kid Rock knew what was really inside Pamela, they wouldn't have married. nickumoh
- If you want anymore oxygen, you better give me the secret recipe, Colonel. Mr_Nonsense
- "At least we aren't in the Poseidon Adventure!" Hamartoma
- "But the good news is I just saved a bundle by switching to Geico." Mr_Nonsense
- "Ooops sorry, thats my jockstrap" JELLYFISH
- "Unfortunately his wookie sidekick wasn't so lucky." Mr_Nonsense
- Cage's insistence to inhale helium before each take killed the tension. ben243243
- ...and for that moment they were the only survivors in the rubble. ben243243
- Come in! Can anyone hear me!?!.............Oh. Now you can panic. ben243243
- In case of emergency, or in need of comic relief, use laughing gas. ben243243
- "Luke... help me take this mask off. " Mr_Nonsense
- "At last the missing footage from Blue Velvet is releaved." Mr_Nonsense
- Things could be worse, I could be Sylvester Stallone JELLYFISH
- "Actually, I was happier with the world trade center sitting on top of me." fellow_consumer
- Uh, this may not be the best time; you got the $2.36 you owe me for lunch? rainman76x
- The lavender scented tank of O2 didn't seem to cut the tension as intended rainman76x
- Did I mention I retire with a gold watch, full pension, and benefits today? rainman76x
- FEMA later admitted The Village People were not qualified first responders. fellow_consumer
- "Can't we even do missionary style without you going all Dennis Hopper?" fellow_consumer
- "I swear, the earth moved" fellow_consumer
- "Bin Laden's behind this . . . SADAM WILL PAY!" fellow_consumer
- "You KNEW I was gonna give you a 'dutch oven'!" fellow_consumer
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