08/30/1998: Re: I Love Good Conspiracies

Posted By: Mr-Mucus


Hmmm....I don't know if we could impeach Bill Clinton, but we should at least tar and feather Janet Reno.

The real reason all those people died, was so that Bill could fill their postions with disguised alien lackeys. Yes, Bill has sold out our country to extra-terrestrials. Newt Gingrich is one of them, they just pretend to hate each other. What human has the name "Newt"? How about that Orrin Hatch guy?

Mena, Arkansas is actually the secret alien base, where Bill's masters plot our enslavement. From there they broadcast SIMON (Super Irritating Mental Over-riding Nuerolyzer) rays, which gradaully turn normal, decent Americans into idiotic internet zombies.

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Well, I Love Good Comdey's post was interesting. Personally, I think we should impeach Clinton just for being an asshole. But, there's no legal grounds for that. Bummer.


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