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X-Men: The Last Stand Caption Contest
Winner: nickumoh
"In Maury Povich's greenroom, Tinkerbell's son finds out he's the bastard child of Tony Danza."
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Captions:
- Explanation nickumoh
- Oh yea, and an explanation of the punch line here would be great too MuhammadAus
- Congarts, nickumoh. MR_MUCUS
- Caption 9835Arizona
- "Padme's dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" MR_MUCUS
- ''Bob Fosse was a F A G.'' Bobo
- This photo reminds me of a funny little rhyme.... MuhammadAus
- In Heaven you get CGI, in Hell you get Liberace's hand me downs. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- "Well, Johnny Angel doesn't love you back!" MR_MUCUS
- "So I layed an egg." TMundo
- It took an electonic incline, a set of wings and a leather brace but... TMundo
- "Brown eggs are local eggs/And local eggs are fresh!" TheWreck
- Having captured Leda's rapist, only one question came to mind: Why a swan? TMundo
- The music group Real Life gets their response 20 years later. TMundo
- At that point, everyone raced to cover their cars from the emminent... TMundo
- Whose X is it anyway? JE_Steena
- "Hey, wouldn't a mutated mammal have bat-wings?" Mr_Nonsense
- "And so God sent Rocko, the Angel of Party, down to the Earth..." Scumby
- PROF X: "I'll flip a coin for him, Magneto: Heads, you win; tails, I lose." rainman76x
- Another failed attempt to clone Edward Norton. nickumoh
- The trust fall goes horribly awry kingfishmbf
- caption kingfishmbf
- That sound you hear is the DC Comics brass rolling on the floor laughing. rainman76x
- Proof the Wright brothers didn't get it quite right the first time. rainman76x
- Just when you thought Aquaman was a useless superhero.... rainman76x
- (caption) rainman76x
- MAGNETO: You take 'em PROF X: No, you take 'em! MAGNETO: No, you take 'em! rainman76x
- The Boy Who Could Fly: The Next Day quipster
- "I think about it every night and daaay, spread my wings and flyyyy awaay" wcweaver
- Joel Schumaker's remake of the Hitchcock classic "The Birds". Scumby
- Stand back or I'll c*m in my shorts! MuhammadAus
- Stand back or I'll Melanie Griffith in my shorts! MuhammadAus
- XMen The Last Stand: The fight for the right to dock my tug in yer harbour! MuhammadAus
- In subtle Hollywood speak, a "mutant" is another word for "homosexual". MuhammadAus
- Angel objects to the government giving him a cure for his gayness. MuhammadAus
- When giving a flying f**k is taken literally. MuhammadAus
- "...but mom!!! ...I don't want to be the new Dove soap spokesmodel...!!!" quelltheboredom
- Mark Hamill's triumphant return to Broadway. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Revived Tinkerbell screamed: 'Alright quit the effing clapping already!'. Goldfish In The Toilet
- Dude it is called the Xmen...not the 'Ex-Men'. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Ryan Seacrest directs a new wave of 'Old Navy' ads. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- The Gay Republican Coalition choses a mascot. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- Billy Idol pays the price for steroid abuse. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- R & D at Proctor and Gamble: Tampax With Wings...for MEN. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- 'This is what it sounds like when doves cry.' <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- In retrospect 80's music videos were really just gay propaganda. <NT> Goldfish In The Toilet
- But he didn't have wings in DUNE... akyrala
- "I can't believe they blew the effects budget on the damn bridge scene!" MR_MUCUS
- Batman VIII - Batman vs. Doveboy and the Bible Belt Empire. Rick James
- Not exactly what he meant when he told them to give her the bird. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "This morning I caught a worm thiiiis big." Cannon_Fodder
- "On the wings of love, up and above the clouds, the only way to fly..." Scumby
- Sadly his only special power was his ability to arouse & detect pedophiles. MuhammadAus
- Under these jeans you will find "The Pelican Briefs". www.piranhakeeper.com
- Michael Rappaport as "The Pidgeon" did not draw near the box office www.piranhakeeper.com
- I want to butt-rend the bastard who put Captain Picard in a wheelchair! MuhammadAus
- "Michael, we've told you before, The Angel Of Death cannot be gay!" MuhammadAus
- "This mutant porn star misunderstoon the term 'spread eagle'." MR_MUCUS
- "No, it's Rabbit Season!" MR_MUCUS
- "I'm not going anywhere until I speak with Captain Picard!" MuhammadAus
- The average sci-fi fan is often a misunderstood creature. MuhammadAus
- And Daffyd still believed that he was the only gay in the village! MuhammadAus
- Quick! Help me get this patient in a padded room + GET PLENTY of NEWSPAPER! www.piranhakeeper.com
- On the Wings of a Snow-White...Ummm MondoRick
- caption3 quibix
- I dontīt care about this "early bird" crap! Dontīt you ever... Tank Boy
- Harrvey Birdman: Attorney at Law -The Motion Picture Yamato
- Lord of the Wings Scumby
- "No Woolite, no bath for these feathers!" The_Frog_King
- everytime you touch yourself, a child star gets thier wings winnifred
- Needless to say - Gabriel's "Jesus on the Cross Joke" bombed hopelessly LordAndrew
- "It's Superman, it's a plane, it's a bird..." Scumby
- "See! Denim, leather and feathers do NOT go together!" The_Frog_King
- "Luke, I am your fairy godmother." Scumby
- They all thought he was kidding when Gayman said he could fly. The_Frog_King
- "No, I didn't rip up some pillows and paste these feathers on, how silly!" The_Frog_King
- "What?! You don't think this looks too gay for the school musical, do you?" The_Frog_King
- "Someone must've rung a bell... cause now I've got my wings!" The_Frog_King
- The Al Qaeda Air Force. Scumby
- "Polly wants a muthafucking cracker...NOW!" The_Frog_King
- Winger, the greatest hair band ever, returns to the spotlight in fashion. The_Frog_King
- "Return my Prada bag or I'll shit all over your cars." The_Frog_King
- "No one touches these wings! I've just had 'em waxed." The_Frog_King
- "FAME! I'm gonna live forever... I'm gonna learn how to fly!" The_Frog_King
- Caption witchfinderw
- caption2 quibix
- caption quibix
- Everyone, Wing Chung tonight. JPBuckner
- There's no script, so I'm just winging it. JPBuckner
- Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets lame looking wings. JPBuckner
- How many down pillows can we get out of this guy? jakata31
- Pretending he was a Thanksgiving turkey was the only way he would let the www.piranhakeeper.com
- He got quite irate when they attempted to stuff the turkey. www.piranhakeeper.com
- And thus the religion of Scientology was begun. www.piranhakeeper.com
- Once restrained in the padded cell, he was refered to as the "Lonesome Dove www.piranhakeeper.com
- The first rule of Flight Club is... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Albino Batman www.piranhakeeper.com
- You'll save money, knock on wood.... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Then the men in white jackets came and it was "Bye Bye Birdie" www.piranhakeeper.com
- The 3rd Wright Brother that was never spoken of. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "For the last time, I am not your little angel!" Cannon_Fodder
- "Nothing comes between me and my Calvins!" Cannon_Fodder
- "Damn you, Brett Ratner!" Mr_Nonsense
- Any of you pigs move, and I'll excommunicate every last one of you! michael3b
- When God Said "Gabriel Blow Your Horn" I Didn't Realize He Meant That One! MAYORBOB
- When Hells Angels' initiations go horribly awry... Heywood_JBlowme
- I'm Chickenman. I'm Everywhere, I'm Everywhere! MAYORBOB
- Oh great! Now I've got the bird flu! Rajah
- A pissed off Clarence finally gets his wings Rajah
- BACK OFF COLONEL SANDERS! Rajah
- I'm Super Chicken! The_Little_General
- Delta Airlines scales back it's economy class service. yvr73
- At this point in the movie, all the emo kids in the audience masterbated. ModernRonin
- Victor's Secret launches its "Gay Angel's" line of bondagewear. michael3b
- All Mutants Go to Heaven. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Franklin never thought of using a human kite. Junk_Yard_Dog
- "And don't ask me for any more rides." Scumby
- "I got to to to much posse!" katgirl1
- "NO MORE 'I'M WITH CUPID' JOKES!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Attempts to copy the Colonel's secret recipe had bizarre results." Mr_Nonsense
- "He's like a bird, he'll only fly away..." Mr_Nonsense
- Mental note: Never line a mutant bird cage with Scientology pamphlets nickumoh
- After the PCP wore off, Bob regreted breaking into Swan Lake's costume room nickumoh
- "No, no, no! Heroic Chic is so gone!" Tank Boy
- FBI was on to Old McDonald after they found his barn lined with newspaper nickumoh
- It's Christmas, its Christmas in heaven, hip hip hoorah Yamato
- WING COMMANDER 2: A WING AND A PRAYER Mr_Nonsense
- BAD CAPTIONS: THE LAST STAND Mr_Nonsense
- Maxi-Man was one of the less-feared X-Men. Scumby
- He revolted when he learned the wings he wore was for a monthly feminine www.piranhakeeper.com
- He was later disappointed to learn that birds have no external genitals. Scumby
- Geneticists create the ultimate wingman for bars and parties. Scumby
- Therapists try to gain control of the disillusioned patient attempting to www.piranhakeeper.com
- He was the perfect Wide Receiver, until he tried on his shoulder pads. nickumoh
- The world's first half-dove, half-chorus dancer. Scumby
- Queer Eye for the Straight Guy gives Tinkerbell the fairy a manly makeover. Scumby
- I'll chew my own food, you maniacs! ben243243
- My grandfather being a chicken farmer had NOTHING to do with this! ben243243
- ...Tinkerbell's son finds out he's the bastard child of Tony Danza. nickumoh
- Some guys do the weirdest things to impress Bjork M_H
- Overworld : Angels vs Gargoyles (starring Kate Beckinsdale, of course) gamerarocks
- "So my feathers keep clogging the shower drain, I can't help that!!!!" sonofthedummy
- The horrifying side effects of owning and driving a Toyota Echo on display. sonofthedummy
- Out of worms again?! I've had it! rgarcia37
- Yeah sure. Exactly how am I supposed to put a shirt on?! rgarcia37
- Either I leave my thong on or I don't go on!! rgarcia37
- Can't anyone get a proper preening in this place?!! rgarcia37
- Caption rgarcia37
- R & D at Fed Ex gamerarocks
- How the Colonel really got KFC's secret recipe! nickumoh
- "How can you eat KFC in front of me and then ask me to BE CALM?" nickumoh
- "I call myself The Fairy, no Superfly, I'll get back to you with a name" nickumoh
- AFLAC: The Early Auditions JPBuckner
- I don't care how hungry you are, I'm a guy, I don't lay eggs! JPBuckner
- Brian Blessed wasn't thrilled after liposuction gamerarocks
- Angels in Amercia: The Angels Fight Back JPBuckner
- The bad news, he landed in a pillow factory. JPBuckner
- With the border closed down, illegals used inventive ways to enter the U.S. JPBuckner
- Greg Giuffria circa 1978 gamerarocks
- "How can you use goose down in front of me and then ask me to BE CALM?" nickumoh
- "How can you eat scrambled eggs in front of me and then ask me to BE CALM?" nickumoh
- Dave Brock's body going through some 'changes' gamerarocks
- Believe it or not, I'm walking on air. I never thought I could feel so free nickumoh
- Backstage at the Staples Center before the Iron Maiden concert gamerarocks
- NO MORE RED BULL! Parca_Mortem
- The Marlboro Man has some issues in heaven gamerarocks
- Stirrups? I'm outta here! gamerarocks
- I am woman, hear me roar! gamerarocks
- queer guy for the straight jacket gumby
- Wings to go. Extra saucy. gumby
- So that's Victoria's secret gumby
- The Christian Coalition's mascot testing facilities hotkarl
- I am woman hear me roar gumby
- One flew over the cuckoo's nest: the musical gumby
- There are easier ways to get into heaven... hotkarl
- Back off fellas, I know you don't check for bird flu rectally! Jung
- The bastard love child of Beavis and a Victoria's Secret model. angus
- Why special ed classes shouldn't read Icarus scarlet_ohara
- DOCTOR; "Consider this. CONSIDER THIS!!!" Mad-Ness_Monster
- Balthamos felt the death of Baruch the moment it happened..." Mad-Ness_Monster
- Gabriel Garcia Marquez unavailable for comment. Mad-Ness_Monster
- DOCTOR: "In the SKA-HIYES! I can see it in your AI-HIYES!!!" Mad-Ness_Monster
- ANGEL: "Do you believe in Hev'n ABOVE??? Do you believe in LOVE???" Mad-Ness_Monster
- I'm your angel and I will come and save you tonight. CNYSkinFan
- Worst. Prop. EVER! SenecaDoane
- "He's so self-absorbed! He builds a seven-foot sculpture of his penis..." SenecaDoane
- Originally, "Being John Malcovich" was going to be "Being Ed Begley, Jr.". Scumby
- If only they cut those suspendors...... jackofsevens
- I'm molting! Molting! ben243243
- Where will you be when diarreha strikes? ben243243
- Wings? You couldn't give me something cool like claws or lazer eyes? ben243243
- Even angels hate dentists. ben243243
- Egg laying was a grueling but neccessary part of Hawkman's life. ben243243
- No listen, I really am in a rock band! I have to get to the show! ben243243
- Tonight, on a very special Touched By an Angel.... ben243243
- Just another night in Los Angeles County Hospital ben243243
- Fight Club 2: I am Jack's Schizophrenia TMundo
- Cocaine gives you wings. TMundo
- Wings of Desire III: Dammit! For the Last Time I am not Crazy I am an Angel TMundo
- Turning Bush'svideo, "Greedy Fly," into a movie was most likely a bad move. TMundo
- Excuse me? Will the real Slim Shady please stand up! TMundo
- Clearly, giving the Manic Depressive patients Red Bull was a bad idea. TMundo
- Karate Kid VI: Disecting that Awsome Crane Move Mr. Miyagi Does TMundo
- Vaughn would spend many days searching for Escaflowne scarlet_ohara
- Cleanup at Comic Book Conventions scarlet_ohara
- Everytime a bell rings, an angel gets his wings Rajah
- Where's Barbarella?! What have you done with her?! Rajah
- A little of the ends, please. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Birman of Alcatraz II: On the Wings of a Dove Junk_Yard_Dog
- The 2008 Democratic Presidental candidate is another Dove. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The down side is I have to flap my arms to fly: the wings are for carrying dlew919
- Ben Foster tackles the archangel role that John Travolta made famous in... HomeSkillet
- The special effects budget for X-Men 3 was embarrassingly limited. rainman76x
- God realized too late He should never have let Mr Cranky into Heaven I_Hate_Movies
- Xmen 3 Caption Competition warriorsith
- "Hey! Red Bull really DOES give you wings!" Throwing_Muses
- Turning "Brazil" into a musical didn't work that well Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- "Unfortunately, audiences thought it was MICHAEL and fled the theater." MR_MUCUS
- "And then Dr. Dre gave Slim Shady wings..." MR_MUCUS
- "A bigger thing? We thought you said big bird wings!" Dano
- "Audiences everywhere agreed, the wing effects sucked." MR_MUCUS
- "Hmm...this mutant's abilities appear to be flight--and singing showtunes." rainman76x
- The scientists began to regret their "World's Gayest Man" experiment. rainman76x
- Oddly, mixed marriages between Aryans and geese were endorsed by the Nazis. Throwing_Muses
- Guantanamo: What they don't want you to know! foxjedi
- Victoria's Secret went with the bulemic model with angel wings instead. foxjedi
- You fairy. Richard_Roma
- "How do you talk to an angel? It's like trying to catch a falling star." MR_MUCUS
- Levis?! I wanted lederhosen! It matches the vest. foxjedi
- "Harvey Birdman at the Betty Ford Clinic." MR_MUCUS
- You idiots! I wanted Kurt ANGLE mounted on my wall. Angle! foxjedi
- Even the Angels in the Outfield are tested for performance enhancing drugs. MR_MUCUS
- With his wings clipped, Angel would never again bomb Ratner's Porsche. foxjedi
- The Mr Mister reunion tour wasn't just painful for the audience. Throwing_Muses
- "I came here for a nose job, not to have my wings clipped!" MR_MUCUS
- "So that was what Silas hid under his cloak!" MR_MUCUS
- "I believe I can fly!" MR_MUCUS
- Foster's role as Icarus never really got off the ground. Throwing_Muses
- So this is where Michael Jackson gets his down pillows from. foxjedi
- So this is what Larry Wachowski does in those leather dungeons. foxjedi
- Where's my Evani?! foxjedi
- Lordi - unmasked. Throwing_Muses
- Gary Busey's rehearsal for "Angels in America" did not go as planned... M_H
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