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Equation for success
(Tony Danza + Tinkerbell)^((Bastard Child)*((mu^(-f))/ (pi))) = Winning Caption
Mu, of course, is an error coefficient dependent on whether or not any of the variables have been used before in the same contest.
(f) is the frequency of times the variables have been used, meaning it decreases in funny as it is repeated.
Pi corrects for wind resistance.
The NP-Complete solution (which immediatly becomes NP-Hard if Richard Simmons is factored into the equation) is positive semi-definite with no negative eigenvalues.
Chew on that
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