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You, Me and Dupree Caption Contest
Winner: ben243243
"Somewhere a sign flashes the word: Applause."
Get credit for the funniest caption!
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Captions:
- Melanie Griffith DisappointedAgain
- Hey I have an idea; instead of fucking Cameron, you can fuck me in the ass! whysoitenley
- The Three Douches whysoitenley
- I seen Owen Wilson laying on top of her. Hm. LastActionTubby
- i never thought that eating a hot dog would make you shit out a talkingturd whysoitenley
- never thought that eating a hotdog would make youshit out a little talkin t whysoitenley
- In the words of Luke Skywalker, "No...that's not true...THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!" ben243243
- No Goldfish in the Toilet entries? scarlet_ohara
- Eeeeehhhhhhhh Go fuck yourself! Nathan_Jr
- All I'm saying is you could have been in Planet of the Apes sans makeup. Nathan_Jr
- "Well if i'm being honest,.. your mom was better." Jynxx
- Are you Gellin'? I'm Gellin' like a felon. ben243243
- heyy, I can drive. Envy
- HEY READ THIS ONE! hennie1
- "Yeah, I'm owin'! You laid out your welcome Matt, and I layed your wife!" fellow_consumer
- Top Ten Burns of the week foxjedi
- I'll admit it - Kurt Russell would beat up Luke but also Kevin Dillon. Parca_Mortem
- Crash 2 boldly explores blondes prejudice against dark-haired folks Parca_Mortem
- What are you going to do without Vince Vaughn? EAshley
- Stunningly, Owen Wilson was cast as the lead in "The Goldie Hawn Story" Drew_Atreides
- Who let Miramax re-envision the Three Stooges? foxjedi
- Hey Moe, I didn't know you didn't have to have talent to be in movies!! whysoitenley
- This is the only gig I could get after my performance in Starksy and Hutch. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The Toyota Echo was all I could get with a sack of beans. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Hey, you didn't tell me NOT to build a meth lab in your basement. foxjedi
- "Well, who do you think is the adopted one?" Cannon_Fodder
- "Seriously, a midget stole all the milk." Cannon_Fodder
- Tweedledumb, tweedledee & tweedletwat JELLYFISH
- Oh c'mon guys, how else is my brother gonna find work? Hayzeus
- "Convenient really, my termite colony escaping during hurricane season." fellow_consumer
- "I still think that building inspector's gay; some you can't bribe." fellow_consumer
- "Condemned? We're here with you, Matt. Fire hazard? My agent should worry." fellow_consumer
- "No, you would've sucked even more as Starsky." fellow_consumer
- "Ok, Ok, so microwaving gasoline wasn't the best idea" rainman76x
- "Guess I like working with retards, too." fellow_consumer
- "Considering the target audience, a real fire scene could be trouble." fellow_consumer
- Owen explains why inviting G.W.A.R to the afterparty wasn't the best idea. foxjedi
- "Sagging foundation, termite infested, condemned like . . Anna Nicole." fellow_consumer
- "I've been lighting farts for years and this never happened before." MR_MUCUS
- Well, it didn't look like gasoline... MR_MUCUS
- "Owen Wilson meets both members of his fan club." MR_MUCUS
- Two Homos and Lady! whysoitenley
- Hey I'm sorry, HIV positive, HIV negative, they sound so similar. Yamato
- Ben's Pulchritudinous Ten ben243243
- Come on, what do you say? You, me, and my pee mia_wallace
- No, I'm not an actor but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night mia_wallace
- "Orange you glad I didn't say Banana?" ben243243
- Fatotum? Geddit? FATtotum? Ah screw you Dillon, Kate thinks it's funny Nathan_Jr
- Can you find the two vaginas in this photo? scarlet_ohara
- Sorry I gave you both crabs scarlet_ohara
- Kate, mate and repobate gumby
- And then I said, 'Why would a fluffer need acting lessons?" mia_wallace
- I didn't write it. noodles
- Menage a twit Scumby
- You're an idiot & I've been banging your girlfriend. What can I say? MuhammadAus
- "What About Bob 2: Bobbing for Remakes" Mr_Nonsense
- "Brokeback Time Share" Mr_Nonsense
- They gave me the lead role in a military action movie. I may not .... www.piranhakeeper.com
- What can I say, movies scripts call for monotone scrawny hooknoses alot. www.piranhakeeper.com
- I may take a lot of sausages up my mud trail, but hey I get a lot ... www.piranhakeeper.com
- Why does she always get to be the 'meat' in our sandwiches of love? www.piranhakeeper.com
- Even I don't know why they put a talentless piece of shit like me in movies www.piranhakeeper.com
- Dumb, Dumber and Dumbest. www.piranhakeeper.com
- "No script, no talent...no problem!" Scumby
- Sorry, I got drunk and told Bush you had weapons of mass destruction. Yamato
- What can I say, I was the guy that leaked you were an undercover CIA agent. Yamato
- Whoops, I memorized the Me, Myself and Irene script instead. Yamato
- E true famous relative saga goes south when Luke Wilson pulls out gumby
- Owen Wilson IS Ponyboy IN: "Stay Golden: The Outsiders 2"! Drew_Atreides
- "Sorry, I just got your house condemned, but the good news is.... Mr_Nonsense
- "They learned the hard way, never trust a realtor who wears sweat pants." Mr_Nonsense
- Dude, where's my motivation? JPBuckner
- "Dude...... I had NO idea you were married" OneBouncingSoul
- "You, Me and shut-the-fuck-up, Dupree!" Mr_Nonsense
- So, dude, like, I'll give you, like, $1 million for a night with your wife Oh_Dear_God_Make_It_Stop
- Matt proves that you can have a bird in hand AND in bush at the same time! Pr0cession
- "Matt, I concede that you are the pocket pool champion." Scumby
- Pre-animation shots of "A Crackhouse Darkly" michael3b
- I dunno, guess dad just thought I was hotter than Luke... michael3b
- "I don't know where Matt is, we'll have to green-screen him in later." Scumby
- "Once you've had slack, you'll never go back." Scumby
- Hey, I tried getting Vaughn, but he has standards. yvr73
- What can I say, I blew the director. yvr73
- So they told us that we can't have fireworks in our backyard on the 4th Cranky Cow
- And featuring Owen Wilson as "himself". Mr_Nonsense
- "The Overton Fire Dept. should've boarded up his mouth, too." Mr_Nonsense
- Kate imagines herself opposite Owen in "How to Kill a Guy in 10 Minutes" rainman76x
- "...and that's why I think the Keebler Elves control the Bush White House" rainman76x
- "So then they said Dillon, not Daemon....but I took the gig anyway" I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- No, I'm NOT that guy from Dumb and Dumber. Why does everyone ask that? I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- I try to get out of romantic comedies, but they keep pulling me back in I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- Kate, I tried, but I can't get it up around Matt I_Said_Ouch_Not_Stop
- Artie, Lin is not a killer. She's just a really, really, really hot, ... LastActionTubby
- I've just been violated by a barnyard animal, John! LastActionTubby
- There's this new thing they're starting out in California: moving pictures. LastActionTubby
- Mentos - The Freshmaker! LastActionTubby
- If the pocket pool is any indication, Dillon loves that shnoz! Drew_Atreides
- "Yeah, I can't explain Will Ferrell's popularity, either" Drew_Atreides
- "I know mine's bigger than yours Matt, but let Kate be the judge..." vectorzero
- "...and before you know it, your career will be over like THAT..." hotkarl
- ...And *after* the surgery, they'll be THIS big. Heywood_JBlowme
- Today, Dupree learned what happens when you don't listen to Smoky the Bear Elwood83
- Report: Coked-up actors 60% more likely to gesture wildly when speaking. ben243243
- Smelt it, dealt it, babe. ben243243
- Owen speaks of his testical size while Matt checks his unsurely... TMundo
- Matt and Kate are both tuned on at the thought of Owen having breasts. TMundo
- "So I says to da broad, I says..." TMundo
- "Hey, relax man. How was I supposed to know she is 17?" Lozander
- Original working title: "You, Me, Dupree, and that monstrous Schnoz" rainman76x
- Overton Fire Department: Saving lives through gratuitous product placement rainman76x
- "What can I say, that's the nose I was born with" rainman76x
- "Okay, so I put superglue in Matt's jean pocket." Cannon_Fodder
- Matt just hoped the others didn't see where his hand had got stuck. Cannon_Fodder
- Matt always had a thing for blondes. Cannon_Fodder
- Owen leaves as the next participant on 'What not to Wear' gamerarocks
- Me and you and a dog named Boo gamerarocks
- Come and knock on our door. We’ve been waiting for you... nickumoh
- What can I say? I shop at Walmart. ben243243
- Hey, I don't know why we've got each other's pants on...but I'm glad we do. ben243243
- Their secret affair was undone by the obvious "tops n' bottoms" mix 'em up. ben243243
- Anaconda was a good move. When have I ever done stuff purely for cash, huh? Nathan_Jr
- Ok so maybe Camp House Fire isn't gonna be the money spinner I predicted. Nathan_Jr
- Hey I'm just asking, I mean I got wood just watching that Wild Things scene Nathan_Jr
- Hey if Overton Fire Dept don't nail it down, I'm taking it. Nathan_Jr
- After 6 years Owen finally admits voting for Nader was a mistake Form-VII
- The Good, the Bad, and the Inane gamerarocks
- "Ok I admit it, I am wearing an edible thong". JELLYFISH
- Brown sweats? Fat chicks don't even wear brown sweats. gamerarocks
- This time, three's obnoxious gamerarocks
- Overton F.D. couldn't afford a real dalmation gamerarocks
- Kate and Matt secretly wish for a shattered space helmet and a vacuum gamerarocks
- Mary, Joseph, and Jesus at the second coming gamerarocks
- Come on Matt. I'll let you watch while I rimjob her Nathan_Jr
- While Wilson is hamming up I'll discreetly check if my penis is still there Nathan_Jr
- Yeah I know the windows are boarded up but the place is a steal at $600,000 Nathan_Jr
- Kate and I are about the same height so that means Vince is about 5'11". OscarTamerz
- Kate, I'm your father Fumus
- Hey, how was I suppose to know it wasn't a golden toilet, OscarTamerz
- Yeah, I banged her but it's not like I enjoyed it or anything. OscarTamerz
- Back off cock nose, she's with me! JELLYFISH
- I swear, the fish that got away was THIS big... dlew919
- Next person to do a breast joke gets hit. Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- The Three Amigos: Underarms, Pocketboy, and Bigtits Icky_icky_fetang_zoot
- Hey, I'm the comic relief. I'm supposed to act like an asshole. Right? ben243243
- Hey, Ben Stiller was busy. ben243243
- The new Echo gets 40 miles to the gallon. How can you turn that down? ben243243
- What can I say? It's hard out here for a pimp. ben243243
- This summer, Owen Wilson is ALF. ben243243
- Kate, this is the proper way to hold your breasts. ben243243
- Somewhere a sign flashes the word: Applause ben243243
- "You can write this shit but you sure as hell can't say it" Nathan_Jr
- It's a paycheck. noodles
- "C'mon Kate, I could grow a mono-brow too!" Throwing_Muses
- "Fine Matt, she can be Denise Richards, but I won't play Neve Campbell!" Throwing_Muses
- I'm so sorry, but how often do you get to party with Richard Pryor? Yamato
- Your both so cute, which one of you do I do first? Yamato
- Before the sex change they were this big. Yamato
- "Too bad if we had a threesome right now it wouldn't be the cool kind...." sonofthedummy
- "Well, Kama Sutra usually takes a few tries before you get the hang of it." sonofthedummy
- "I'm sorry I set your cat on fire, I'll buy you a new one tomorrow..." sonofthedummy
- You and me in a Godfather remake? Fugehdaboutit. foxjedi
- Own explains why two crack whores are better than one. foxjedi
- I didn't have a condom, but I figured: when am I gonna be in Haiti again? Pr0cession
- "That's about the size, you won't believe your eyes..." Pr0cession
- I know you told me it's not butter, but...I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER! Pr0cession
- Give it 9 months, and THEN we'll see who was shooting blanks! Pr0cession
- "I thought you knew what I meant when I said 'Menage a Trois.'" Pr0cession
- Dillon's thought: "8 ball in the corner pocket..." Pr0cession
- "Uhhhh, Matt?--That little itch *could* be telling you something..." Pr0cession
- You have to admit, it beats CrankyCon Cedar Point. Junk_Yard_Dog
- If only Wilson had an off switch like she does. foxjedi
- Matt Dillion IS Bucko in Artificial Intelligence to the Stars! foxjedi
- Owen Wilson Making The Point That His Nostrils Are Larger Than Kate's Tatas MAYORBOB
- Matt Dillon in "Planet of the Blondes" M_H
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