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Zathura Caption Contest

Winner: chuchu

"A life-sized Alicia Silverstone doll?! Thank you, Santa!"

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Captions:

Hurray for me! I knew my contributions to Cranky's political campaign chuchu
- I'm clueless as to why yours won. MR_MUCUS
- Thanks for chering your opinion, but I don't feel like trading barbs with chuchu
- Well, from a sensible point of view... PsychoRabbit
- Congratulations. Yours made me laugh, unlike most of the others. Coaster
- I thought my microwave entry was funnier, but I'm not complaining. Thanks! chuchu
- I don't get it Mr_Honky
- I *let* chuchu win this week. Mr_Nonsense
"Cleaning the freezer is an unpleasant way to discover dad's a serial kille Parca_Mortem
- killer"... Parca_Mortem
- "In retrospect,it was an awkward moment to begin a musical number." Parca_Mortem
- " 'House of Ice': the prequel to 'House of Wax'." Parca_Mortem
"A coked-out Kate Moss wanders into her neighbor's house." MR_MUCUS
ICE to see you Mr_Honky
- You're not sending ME to the COOLER! Mr_Honky
- Allow me to break the ICE Mr_Honky
- COOL party! Mr_Honky
- What killed the dinosaurs? The ICE age! Mr_Honky
- In this universe there is only one absolute...everything FREEZES Mr_Honky
- Bombs away, Batman! Mr_Honky
- Stay cool, bird girl! MR_MUCUS
ALRIGHT, CRANKY Nuke_Mecca
Martha Stewart finally finds her new apprentice... vectorzero
Schwarzenegger freezes yet another nurse's job in California. Blunt
Young wench pondering her icy existence gets accosted by two eager midgets shadowboxer
Dad always said Mom was a little frigid Bobo
Zathuracc Caption Contest jailhouserock7
"Miss College Sorority of 2005" Mr_Happy_Face
The tragic result of standing downwind when Frosty the Snowman breaks wind Mr_Happy_Face
Leggo my Eggo Mr_Happy_Face
"I guess screwing her while she's still warm is out of the question." Mr_Happy_Face
T'is the season for the flakes that don't melt. TMundo
Mannequin III: Taken by Preschoolers TMundo
"Dammit! See what happens when you don't add the fabric softener? TMundo
WoW she's pretty. Let's eat her. SBC-Jester21
This is way better than the time we found Brendon Fraiser! SBC-Jester21
"Dude, grab her boob!" "I can't! My hand froze to her arm!" SBC-Jester21
Caption Yamato
'Wonka told her not to touch the squirrel's nuts." MR_MUCUS
- "Disney's remake of 'Ice Station Zebra.'" MR_MUCUS
- "What happens when you listen to too much Coldplay." MR_MUCUS
- "Why kids shouldn't fuck with the thermostat." MR_MUCUS
- "The cupboards were bare, except for two weenies and a frosted flake." MR_MUCUS
"Are you sure it was a good idea to shoplift a mannequin?" Parca_Mortem
"Her method acting took a strange turn when she misunderstood the - ... Parca_Mortem
- "See! I told you she was a cold-hearted bitch!" Parca_Mortem
- Xur... Parca_Mortem
- Alcohol not make one great! MR_MUCUS
Matt Damon stole her toad. TMundo
Lenghty Deus Ex
"She suffered frostbite, but they did win first prize at the Science Fair." MR_MUCUS
- "How to piss off your sister #9: The open bag of flour above the door gag." MR_MUCUS
Lisa cursed God for saddling her with two clinging brats, ... Coaster
"The 'Zathura' game was later banned under Instate Commerce Laws." MR_MUCUS
- ^Interstate MR_MUCUS
- "Is it me or does the kid on the right look like a shaved Ewok?" MR_MUCUS
"Must have been some magic in that old silk teddy they found..." TheWreck
No you can NOT try the third line too! Cocaine just makes you sneeze, OK? Captive ate it
Caption Captive ate it
This is indeed a disturbing message board Mr_Honky
- Actually, Mr. Honky,... TheWreck
- Re: This is indeed a disturbing message board Mr_Honky
- And Mr_Honky
- Critical Thought! Nuke_Mecca
- Fuck this Board's replacing my epithets! AND... Nuke_Mecca
- Re: Critical Thought! Mr_Honky
- I restrained myself from making sexually deviant captions MR_MUCUS
- It's disturbing because it shows people rely on the obvious and chuchu
- Agreed Mr_Honky
- I blame graduates of Bob Jones University Nuke_Mecca
the boys hoped the baking soda would get rid of that "fishy" smell. jpop12
"A life-sized Alicia Silverstone doll?! Thank you, Santa!" chuchu
- "I call dibs on her room." chuchu
- "Okay, I knew dad was pissed when she wrecked the car, but. . ." chuchu
- "Can't hear your iPod now, can you, bitch?" chuchu
- "The Lion, the Witch, and the Washroom." chuchu
- "'Cover, and microwave on high for 10 minutes. Stir.' What the hell!?" chuchu
- "Our snowman will be the best on the block for sure!" chuchu
- "The boys had taken their 'Empire Strikes Back' roleplay a bit too far." chuchu
- "I TOLD her to lay off the Botox!" chuchu
- "Well, she's still less wooden than Keanu Reeves, anyway. . ." chuchu
- "Now this is what I call a Tastee Freeze!" chuchu
- "No wonder she had spent three hours in the bathroom." chuchu
the boys hoped the baking soda would get jpop12
"The boys were shocked by what they found in Roman Polanski's freezer." MR_MUCUS
- "She's Just Come of Ice Age." MR_MUCUS
- "Old Man Winter's granddaughter." MR_MUCUS
- "Baz Luhrman's 'Snow White'" MR_MUCUS
- "After all that they've been through, she's cool." MR_MUCUS
Frigid? More like rigid. Dan_in_Cincinnati
"Some felt the new anti-drugs commercial for kids was a bit too much..." Parca_Mortem
"The new Dentyne Ice commercials are going too far" Parca_Mortem
- http://new.mrcranky.com/movies/zathuracc/0/5.html Xur
- Ha-ha... Parca_Mortem
"Today's lesson: always hire reliable contractors." MR_MUCUS
- "She said she was getting plastered." MR_MUCUS
- "That day they learned to never piss of Mr. Freeze." MR_MUCUS
- ^"off"^ MR_MUCUS
- "And many fantasies were learned on that day!" MR_MUCUS
- "Honey, I Froze Up the Kid." MR_MUCUS
- "Bitches ain't shit but frozen tricks." MR_MUCUS
Come on, lady, you promised to fuck us for that dime bag of Ice. Junk_Yard_Dog
- 99 and 9/10ths pure. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Harry Porter X: The Curse of the Ice Queen Junk_Yard_Dog
- We warned her to get the heater fixed in the Toyota Echo. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Visitors enjoy Club Med, The Artic Junk_Yard_Dog
- Ice Pirates 2 Junk_Yard_Dog
- The ultimate price of a Buffalo winter. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Talk about stage fright. Junk_Yard_Dog
- Buffalo is no place to beg in the winter. Junk_Yard_Dog
- The only way Xie could get a girl. Junk_Yard_Dog
I see... a dead fuck. Junk_Yard_Dog
"She makes my willie chilly." Mr_Nonsense
- "Next time use Selsun Blue, sis." Mr_Nonsense
In the midst of a particularly emotional rehearsal... Mr_Honky
"I always thought your sis was hot but now I'm not so sure." PsychoRabbit
- This was their big chance the boys thought, but a cold voice called out: PsychoRabbit
- Frigidity can really become a problem... PsychoRabbit
- Frigidity can really become a problem... (2) PsychoRabbit
How many licks does it take to get to the center... JPBuckner
Rose, fresh from Titanic and the icy waters of the North Atlantic... HomeSkillet
The kids finally understood what daddy meant... HomeSkillet
"Alas, poor Yoric, I knew him well..." Mr_Nonsense
- "White Trash Cryogenics" Mr_Nonsense
- "Dude, I think your sister is having a fling with Frozone!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Let's discard the bitchy character early on, just like in Jumanji!" Mr_Nonsense
- "Jessica Simpson left the freezer door open again!" Mr_Nonsense
"Like warm apple pie MY ASS!" Drew_Atreides
Zathura d4rkkat
Captions Skanky Dan
- Re: Captions Skanky Dan
I'm STILL waiting for the hash browns! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
I shoulda worked at Capital One! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
To have and to hold, till heat do you part In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- i'm melting! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
- my sisters still colder then yours! In-A-Place-Called-Sane
"When Klondike Bar addicts overdose." Mr_Nonsense
- "I see....cold people!" Mr_Nonsense
- "The fallout of high heating oil prices begins." Mr_Nonsense
- "Your sister has an ice pair of tits!" Mr_Nonsense
Man, your sister is one frigid bitch! hotkarl
CAPTION: "Hey! It's Frosty the Snow-Wench!" M_H
"Yay! Avril Lavigne's finally quiet! Let's freeze Lindsay Lohan next." Mad-Ness_Monster
Caption ashfordcrane
Caption: "this didn't happen in Weird Science" Critico
"Carrie II: The Ice Queen" Bobo
"I must kill..........Frank Drebin." TMundo
caption: Fondle My Nuts Barbie finally arrived!!! I_Hate_Movies
CAP: "And now we shall test this process on Captain Solo." DrakeTimbershaft
"Icegirl cometh" Rajah
"When finally found, the Missing Link wasn't what ANYONE expected..." Drew_Atreides
Caption "I would but I would break my dick" Rajah
Caption: Doctor Coolbreeze hit with million dollar law suit. Cannon_Fodder
"The first take of that infamous "There's Something About Mary" scene..." Drew_Atreides
Caption: "By all rights her nipples should be poking INTO the camera!" Drew_Atreides
Caption: Test screenings for Zathura leave audiences cold. Cannon_Fodder
Uhh... Spazmologist
CAPTION: "Wait'll they get a load of me!. . . Wallee_Pipps
CAPTION: She knew it was early. . Wallee_Pipps
CAPTION: "OK, Sis, we get it!. . . Wallee_Pipps
CAPTION: Even the industrial-strength Head-n-Shoulders. . . Wallee_Pipps
Caption: "I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!" Theodoric
Caption: "Help me, Obi Wan. You're our only hope." gnosticdogma
Never mind her arm, my hand is frozen to her ASS! daz
Lights... camera... no action! JPBuckner
Early reviews left the cast cold. JPBuckner
No, I wished for a Bud Ice. JPBuckner
I call it... a Lolita-pop JPBuckner
That's one stone cold bitch. Xur
Touch Me for I am the Ice Maiden! The_Innocent_Bystander
- Hey, she is really an ice queen. No sex tonight. The_Innocent_Bystander
- Modern day cave woman discovered... The_Innocent_Bystander
- "Eeeewwww, talk about a real cold shoulder...." The_Innocent_Bystander
- How to Thaw a Woman in Five Easy Steps. The_Innocent_Bystander
- A preview of this film's reception by fanboys The_Innocent_Bystander
- Damn you Dentyne Ice!!!!! Xur
- "Who needs a Monolith when we have a frozen she-woman?" The_Innocent_Bystander
- "How come she ain't in her underwear? Yeah... let's take off her clothes!" The_Innocent_Bystander
- Boys' innocently perverted dreams come true, finally. The_Innocent_Bystander
- "I told you she was frigid!" Rajah
- Re: Touch Me for I am the Ice Maiden! Skanky Dan

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