Get yourself an account on Mr. Cranky and these good things will happen:
- You can post in the Mr. Cranky forums.
- You'll get your very own profile page.
- We'll now track your Mr. Cranky post count and include it as part of your profile.
- You'll bask in the kind of counterculture street cred that only a valid Mr. Cranky handle can provide.
What do we ask in return? Merely the information below and that you follow our posting rules. While the Mr. Cranky forums have long been a place of nearly unfettered dialogue, we must draw lines somewhere. Thus, two things will not be tolerated: spamming for the purpose of raising one's post count and threats of a serious criminal nature. Either may result in immediate loss of membership, blocking of one's IP address, and/or criminal investigation. If you cannot follow these rules, please go elsewhere.
Please note that in an effort to improve the sentient-to-idiot ratio on our site, we do require a valid e-mail address. When you sign up, we'll e-mail you a confirmation (you may want to set your spam filter to accept mail from mrcranky.com), at which point you'll have to pass a simple intelligence test we call "CLICK ON THE LINK" before you can post.
Note to existing users: If you have a login under our old system, just sign in using your old login and password here and you'll be able to retain it.
Your login name will be your public identity on the site. The rest of the information below will be kept in strictest confidence. It won't be shared with other users and we won't sell it to scuzzy spammers.
