Mangled Title Contest
Below are the winners of the Cranky Mangled Title Contest
Below are the winners of the Cranky Mangled Title Contest
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Winning Mangled Title:Doomsday of the Triffids Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Killer plants battle biker punks for the fate of the world. |
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Winning Mangled Title:The Agent Cody Banks Job Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Jason Statham and friends are faced with a nearly impossible assignment: revive Frankie Muniz's career. |
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Winning Mangled Title:The Other Boleyn Valley Girl Winner:Scumby Plot:Two San Fernando Valley sisters have a vacuous lunch conversation about whether or not King Henry is "studmuffinly" or "gag me with a spoon". |
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Winning Mangled Title:Vantage Point of No Return of the Jedi Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Bridget Fonda is a psychotic addict turned reluctant rebel assassin who only decides she wants out after being assigned to kill the Galactic Emperor. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Step Up 2001: The Streets Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Scientists discover a mysterious black monolith that has the power to evolve white people's dancing skills. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Red-Eye Dawn Winner:Scumby Plot:A group of blind Kansas teenagers get eye transplants that enable them to see and fight the invisible Soviet army that has invaded America. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Meet the Feeble Spartans Winner:sonofthedummy Plot:The tale of the rejected children of Sparta and their total lack of bravery in the face of an army of puppets. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Cloverfield Actually Winner:aaa123 Plot:A rampaging monster eats a bunch of annoying Brits. |
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Winning Mangled Title:The Uncle Bucket List Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman come across a list made by John Candy of all the things the portly comic wanted to do before he died. The pair vow to fufill the list, but tragedy ensues when Nicholson overdoses on cocaine and drowns in a swimming pool full of chocolate pudding. |
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Winning Mangled Title:One Mr. Wrong Call Winner:Scumby Plot:A woman (Ellen DeGeneres) discovers a possessed cell phone (voice of Gilbert Gottfried) that claims it can detect people's sexual orientation within a 30 yard radius. The phone's accuracy is questioned after it sets her up with Anne Heche, George Takei, and Jamie Lee Curtis. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Walk Hard to Kill: The Dewey Cox Story Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Steven Seagal stars a former CIA assassin turned country crooner who wakes up from a coma to discover that his identity has been stolen by an impersonator (John C. Reilly). |
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Winning Mangled Title:Boys Don't Cry Am Legend Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:The last man on Earth (Hilary Swank) isn't really one at all. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Analyze This Christmas Winner:Xur Plot:Is Santa really as jolly as he seems, or has he picked up a few neuroses over the last 500 years? Hilarity ensues when Santa starts seeing a psychotherapist. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Hit Cinderella Man Winner:Otm_Shank Plot:Jimmy Braddock gets in trouble with the Irish mob after losing the Joe Louis fight. |
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Winning Mangled Title:In the Company of Men Chanted Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:In Neil LaBute's first foray into mixing live-action with animation, two jaded guys decide to prey on an emotionally vunerable fairy tale princess from an animated fantasy world. |
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Winning Mangled Title:I Love Trouble in the Time of Cholera Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Julia Roberts plays a hospice worker who falls for a raspy-voiced man who thinks he has a fatal disease, but is really just Nick Nolte. |
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Winning Mangled Title:No Country for Grumpy Old Men Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:During a vacation to southeast Asia, two seniors (Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau) discover a drug dealer's hidden cash pile and heroin supply. After spending most of the days dodging an Interpol agent (Tommy Lee Jones), the pair shoot up with heroin and die of heart failure while screwing Thai hookers. |
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Winning Mangled Title:American Gangsters of New York, New York Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Martin Scorsese, freed from serious dramas aftering winning an Oscar, finally makes his pet project, an all dancing, all singing, historical musical about the rivalries between African-American and Italian mobs in 70's New York. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Rodan in Real Life Winner:michael3b Plot:A lovesick Monster Bird's tryst in Tokyo with Mothra's boyfriend becomes apparent back on Monster Island when she gives birth to Godzuki. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Gone Baby Eragon Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Eragon (Casey Affleck) loses his beloved dragon egg, but finds help from the obligatory mysterious wise man (Morgan Freeman). The duo are pursued by a cruel king (Ed Harris) who wants the egg for himself so he can make the ultimate omlette. Test screenings audience felt the movie went over easy, but re-edits scrambled the plot too much and general box office reception was hard boiled. |
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Winning Mangled Title:We Own the Night Shift Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:The police discover Shelly Long's career in a freezer at the New York City morgue. |
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Winning Mangled Title:The Thunder Heartbreak Kid Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:F.B.I. agent Val Kilmer discovers that Ben Stiller's movies are making residents of a Sioux reservation sick. |
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Winning Mangled Title:The Lion Kingdom Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Disney's animated classic redubbed in Arabic with some plot changes, such as the hyenas being called "filthy zionist dogs". |
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Winning Mangled Title:Good Luck, Ed Woodchuck Winner:Scumby Plot:Ed Wood's lost Disney animated tale about a cross-dressing woodchuck whose switch-hitting abilities endear him to all of the swinging couples of the forest. Spiked by the MPAA for gratuitous beaver shots. |
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Winning Mangled Title:The Brave Once Winner:sonofthedummy Plot:When an Irish street musician (Larry Mullen Jr. U2's drummer) meets the girl of his dreams (Jodie Foster,) a movie musical is born. But when he is slain by soccer hooligans, she must avenge him IRA style. |
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Winning Mangled Title:3:10 to Y Tu Mama Tambien Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Two buddies miss the 2:45 showing for "Booty Call" and wind up getting ticket to some overrated spanish- langauge "coming of age" film. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Faces of Death Sentence Winner:Otm_Shank Plot:Cameras are allowed in the Texas execution chamber for the first time in this movie spinoff of TV's latest reality show--on Fox, of course. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Mr. Bean's Holiday of the Jackal Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Mr. Bean (Rowan Atkinson) is chosen by a CIA chief (Michael Biehn) to stop a would-be-assassin (Sean Bean) from killing George Bush (also Rowan Atkinson). Tagline "More Bean For Your Buck." |
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Winning Mangled Title:Superbad News Bears Winner:Scumby Plot:A losing boys baseball team that has never even gotten to first base with a girl gains hope from an outfielder who, against all odds, makes it all the way home. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Blue Crush Hour 3 Winner:Otm_Shank Plot:Chris Tucker plays an L.A. cop who sits on the beach and watches women surf while South Central goes up in flames. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Cat on a Hot Rod Tin Roof Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Tennesee Williams's little known story about a bumbling daredevil in the deep south who tries to raise money for Burl Ives's gastric bypass operation. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Smilla's Sense of Snow Reservations Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Smilla (Julia Ormond) investigates why her ski-lodge booking was cancelled. Unfortunately the tag line, "Snow covers everything...except bad credit", gives away the plot. |
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Winning Mangled Title:I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Buck and Larry Winner:arctickle Plot:In a desperate attempt to garner more NRA support from the homosexual community, Charleton Heston agrees to marry an obsessive man-child (Mike White) and a fireman-child (Adam Sandler). |
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Winning Mangled Title:Talk to Me, Myself, and Irene Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:After years of voicing goofy characters for his morning show, Washington D.C. radio d.j. Ralph "Petey" Greene (Jim Carrey) develops a split personality. |
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Winning Mangled Title:License to My Big Fat Greek Wedding Winner:Otm_Shank Plot:Robin Williams plays a priest who refuses to marry a Greek-American one-hit movie wonder to some guy from "Northern Exposure" until they have a contest to see which one the public will forget quicker. |
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Winning Mangled Title:Live Freejack or Die Hard Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Bruce Willis returns as Detective John McClane. His assignment, find out who killed Emilio Estevez's career. |
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Winning Mangled Title:1408 Mile Winner:Scumby Plot:John Cusack spends the night pounding on his hotel room wall trying to get an aspiring white rapper (Eminem) in the next room to STFU. |
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Winning Mangled Title:DOA: Drop Dead Fred or Alive Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Grundle kidnaps females and forces them to reinact his favorite film. Best remembered for the line "I didn't know rohypnol wore off so quickly!" |
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Winning Mangled Title:Surf's Upside of Anger Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Joan Allen turns to surfing after her chicken-fucking husband leaves her for fowl. |
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Winning Mangled Title:The Air Knocked Up There Winner:arctickle Plot:After a promiscuous tear through the WNBA, a fast-talking basketball coach (Kevin Bacon) seeks legal advice from his hoop-shooting friend (Kobe Bryant) when several paternity suits come his way. |
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Original Title:Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End Plot:A desperate attempt by Disney to reinvigorate 2 franchises leads to an overlong pirate movie starring Johnny Depp and a talking feline (voice of Paul Giamatti). |
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Original Title:Georgia Rule Plot:Lindsay Lohan contracts syphillis after having sex with a chimp. |
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Winning Mangled Title:28 Mile Weeks Later Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Eminem's music causes listeners to becoming raging psychotics. Based on actual events. |
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Winning Mangled Title: Lucky You Only Live Twice Winner: MR_MUCUS Plot: Smash follow-up to "Casino Royale", James Bond (Daniel Craig) beats Blofeld (Robert Duvall) at Texas Hold Em, thus preventing World War 3. |
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Original Title:Wind Chill Winning Mangled Title:Wind Chill Postino Winner:arctickle Plot:A dedicated but naive Italian post officer (Roberto Benigni) departs for Antarctica in an attempt to deliver a sack of fan mail to the cast of Happy Feet and freezes to death along the way. |
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Original Title:Hot Fuzz Winning Mangled Title:Cat on a Hot Fuzz Tin Roof Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Tennesee Williams' little known story about bumbling British cops in the deep south who accidently shoot Burl Ives. |
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Original Title:Perfect Stranger Winning Mangled Title:A Perfect Stranger Among Us Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Halle Berry pretends to be a Hasidic Jew to uncover her best friend's killer. |
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Original Title:Are We Done Yet? Winning Mangled Title:Are We Done Yentl? Winner:arctickle Plot:In the spirit of Hustle and Flow, Ice Cube plays an up and coming musician who attempts to produce a fusion CD of rap and Barbra Streisand. Due to uncompromising egos, the session only produces one track, "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp's Memories." |
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Original Title:Blades of Glory Winning Mangled Title:Blades of Hope and Glory Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:John Boorman's critically acclaimed story about men's figure skating during the blitz of London in World War. Including the little known fact that Hitler's deputy and would-be-professional-ice skater, Rudolf Hess, actually defected to the Allies after the homophobic Führer banned competetive men's figure skating. |
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Original Title:Reign Over Me Winning Mangled Title:Pitch Black Rain Over Me Winner:arctickle Plot:Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen biopic. |
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Original Title:300 Winning Mangled Title:321 Grams Winner:arctickle Plot:A troubled New Yorker (Adam Sandler) takes on the Japanese Yakuza with the help of a renegade cop (Michael Douglas) and his life coach, Riddick (Vin Diesel). |
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Original Title:300 Winning Mangled Title:Judge 300 Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:In a post-apocalyptic future, 300 muscle-bound men are the law, protecting civilization from crazy mishapen freaks like Rob Schneider. |
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Original Title:Black Snake Moan Winning Mangled Title:The Black Snake Hole Moan Winner: Mr_Nonsense Plot:Disney's strangest feature ever stars Robert Forster and Samuel L. Jackson (reunited from Jackie Brown) as two older men both in love with a young nympho (Christina Ricci) who enjoys anal sex. |
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Original Title:The Astronaut Farmer Winning Mangled Title:The Story of Astr-O-Naut Farmer Winner: MR_MUCUS Plot:A retired astronaut (Billy Bob Thornton) is kidnapped and enslaved by an obssessed former lover (Angelina Jolie), who forces him to build a spaceship. |
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Original Title:Ghost Rider Winning Mangled Title:Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai Rider Winner: arctickle Plot:Stuntman-for-hire Johnny Blaze (Nicholas Cage) invades Uganda on his motorcycle and tries to overthrow Idi Amin (Forest Whitaker). |
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Original Title:Hannibal Rising Winning Mangled Title:Dodge Hannibal Rising: A True Underdog Store Winner: MR_MUCUS Plot:The only person (Rip Torn) to escape Hannibal Lecter's clutches instructs a course on evading serial killers. "If you can dodge a cannibal, you dodge Hannibal." After the billionth cannibal joke, this horror parody wears as thin as a Larry King interview with Calista Flockhart.. |
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Original Title:Because I Said So Winning Mangled Title:Because Goldeneye Said So Winner: Mr_Nonsense Plot:A young woman is forced to obey her overbearing mother or suffer an attack by a lethal satellite weapon. |
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Original Title:Catch and Release Winning Mangled Title:That Darn Catch and Release Winner: Mr_Nonsense Plot:A match-making feline tries to set up lesbian Christina Ricci and bi-curious Jennifer Garner. |
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Original Title:Dead Girl Winning Mangled Title:Dead Calm Girl Winner: MR_MUCUS Plot:Nicole Kidman's corpse is found on a drifting boat, which is just a chalk line on a cement floor, in Lars Von Trier's biting commentary on the United States' treatment of the Great Lakes. |
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Original Title:Stomp the Yard Winning Mangled Title:Stomp! Or my mom will shoot the yard! Winner: michael3b Plot:A freewheeling, gun-toting single mother of one wreaks havoc on a game of Simon Says in a Brooklyn park. |
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Original Title:Freedom Writers Winning Mangled Title:Do the Freedom Writers Thing Winner: aaa123 Plot:Hilary Swank teaches school to at-risk kids in overheated Brooklyn. Violence erupts when she loses her patience with developmentally challenged Mookie. |
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Original Title:Children of Men Winning Mangled Title:All the Children of the President's Men Winner: michael3b Plot:The Nixon White House must endure a tribble-like birth rate after the president orders all secret service men and women, under penalty of addition to the "enemies list", to employ the rhythm method instead of the contraceptive devices to which he is morally opposed. |
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Original Title:The Good Shepherd Winning Mangled Title:A Few Good Shepherd Men Winner: Mr_MUCUS Plot:Jack Nicholson delivers a tour-de-force performance as "Farmer Nathan R. Jessup", a hardnose sheep rancher who justifies killing endangered wolves to protect his flock. "We live in a world of herds, son. Who's gonna tend them? YOU?!" |
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Original Title:Eragon Winning Mangled Title:Eragon Deadly Ground Winner: Mr_Nonsense Plot:Steven Seagal fights an oil company that is using fire- breathing dragons to bully Native Americans into leaving their lands. |
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Original Title:Apocalypto Winning Mangled Title:Attack of the Killer Apocalyptomatoes Winner: MR_MUCUS Plot:In an attempt to produce disease resistant tomatoes, scientists cross breed the common tomato with a rare Mayan fruit that was used during ritual killings. The gorey results are fleshed out by passionate director Mel Gibson who finally finds his true calling as a horror director. Tagline: "This summer they will ketchup with you!"
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Original Title:The Nativity Story Winning Mangled Title:The Nativity Story of O Winner: arctickle Plot:During a bizarre retreat to Bethlehem, O and her lover engage in some Biblical role playing, culminating with a donkey show for the holiday tourists. |
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Original Title:Happy Feet Winning Mangled Title:Happy Feet Drink Man Woman Winner: arctickle Plot:An aging chef prepares a rare delicacy for his three grown daughters--penguin l'orange. |
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Original Title:Fast Food Nation Winning Mangled Title:Breakfast Food Nation of Champions Winner: arctickle Plot:Bruce Willis, Bruce Jenner, and Takeru Kobayashi bust their guts in a no holds barred Wheaties eating competition. In a Vonnegut twist, Takeru turns out to be a cyborg manufactured by Sony. |
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Original Title:Harsh Times Winning Mangled Title:Harsh Time Bandits Winner: Mr_Nonsense Plot:American psycho Christian Bale hooks up with some midgets and they gang-rape Eva Longoria, then travel back to the past and gang rape her mom. |
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Original Title:Little Children Winning Mangled Title:Little Caesar's Children Winner:Robot Monster Plot:"Is this the end of Rico?" Yes, but his kids are out for blood! The first of the Our Gangster series, merging the violent gangster films of the thirties with the popular Little Rascals films. Memorable moments include Spanky gunning down Alfalfa in the street, Darla turning to prostitution to pay for her herion habit, and Buckwheat saying the classic line "Don't Drink the Moonshine, it's Spoilt!" |
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Original Title:Running with Scissors Winning Mangled Title:Logan's Running with Scissors Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:In an overpopulated future, a man is condemned to death after he accidently puts somebody's eye out with a pair of clippers. |
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Original Title:Man of the Year Winning Mangled Title:Bicentennial Man of the Year Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:A wise-cracking android (Robin Williams) runs for president, and in the process discovers what it means to be human. The collective gagging of film critics around the world is deafening. |
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Original Title:The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning Winning Mangled Title:The Best Little Whorehouse Chainsaw Massacre in Texas Winner:Scumby Plot:Nobody expected Jim Nabors to stalk whores with a chainsaw in a small Texas town. Musical featuring the hit tracks 'Show Me Your Tool' and 'I'm Falling To Pieces'. Each of Dolly Parton's breasts received separate billing. |
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Original Title:Open Season Winning Mangled Title:Open Range Season Winner:mcwebe0 Plot:In another poor casting move Kevin Costner plays, not a baseball player, but a mule deer who walks around showing his bare ass all the time. The deer and his best friend, a morbidly obese bear played by Martin Lawrence, walk around and whine about barbed wire and the ever domesticated "wild" west. |
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Original Title:Flyboys Winning Mangled Title:Fly Boys Don't Cry Baby Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:John Waters' musical tale of a transvestite woman (Hillary Swank) who becomes an Air Force pilot and falls in love with greaser Johnny Depp, which annoys the conservative "squares" who run the military. Surprisingly Waters' most comprehensible movie ever. |
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Original Title:Gridiron Gang Winning Mangled Title:Apple Dumpling Gridiron Gang Winner:winsor99 Plot:First they blew into the football stadium... then they just blew. |
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Original Title:Hollywoodland Winning Mangled Title:Holly Ed Wood Land Winner:Krakes Plot:The Cross-dressing director decides to build his own theme park. Hilarity ensues. |
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Original Title:The Wicker Man Winning Mangled Title:The Wicker Man Without a Face Winner:sonofthedummy Plot:A disfigured drunken anti-semite teaches a lost little girl (whom he calls "Sugar-tits") about how Jesus got the crap beat out of him and was tortured to death so she could live in a better world. |
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Original Title:Beerfest Winning Mangled Title:Akeelah and the Beerfest Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:An 11-year-old girl from South Los Angeles dreams of competing in the German Beer Drinking Contest, and turns to a local alcoholic (Laurence Fishburne, who claims he gained weight just for the role) for guidance. |
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Original Title:Snakes on a Plane Winning Mangled Title:Snakes on a High Plains Drifter Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:A mysterious drifter seeks revenge on corrupt townspeople by painting their town red and filling it full of snakes. |
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Original Title:Step Up Winning Mangled Title:Step Uptown Saturday Night Winner:JPBuckner Plot:Sidney Poitier and Bill Cosby sneak out at night to a dance club on the Upper East Side to dance with some white women. Racial hijinks ensue. |
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Original Title:Talladega Nights Winning Mangled Title:Talladega Nights of the Lepus Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:A bumbling stock car racer is enlisted to stop a horde of giant killer rabbits rampaging across the southwest. |
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Original Title:Clerks 2 Winning Mangled Title:Clerks 2: Electric Boogaloo Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Dante impresses Rosario Dawson with his break dance skill. Jay becomes a born again christian, while Silent Bob stars in the porno "Run, Silent Bob, Run Deep." |
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Original Title:Lady in the Water Winning Mangled Title:Lady in the Water World Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Bland thespians extraordinaire Bryce Howard and Kevin Costner put audiences to sleep for 2+ hours. |
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Original Title:Little Man Winning Mangled Title:Little Man on Fire Winner:Scumby Plot:An educational documentary starring Denzel Washington on the dangers of syphillis and other STDs. |
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Original Title:Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest Winning Mangled Title:Pirates of the Caribbean: Evil Dead Man's Chest Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Ash (Bruce Campbell) finds himself thrown back into the past again, this time in the early 1700's where he meets Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) and the two try to out ham each other for the next two hours and 30 minutes. Oh, and there's that whole Necronomicron undead pirates thing... |
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Original Title:The Devil Wears Prada Winning Mangled Title:The Daredevil Wears Prada Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Attorney-turned-costumed-crimefighter Matt Murdock may be blind, but he has a sixth sense when it comes to fashion. |
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Original Title:An Inconvenient Truth Winning Mangled Title:Madonna: Inconvenient Truth or Dare Winner:Scumby Plot:In this sequel to Madonna's original homage to herself, Madonna faces the inconvenient truth that she is far too old to have any cultural relevance whatsoever. |
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Original Title:The Lake House Winning Mangled Title: The Robert Blake House Winner:arctickle Plot:Actor Robert Blake has one last supper with Sandra Bullock, who is shot and killed moments later. |
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Original Title:The Omen Winning Mangled Title:A Prairie Homen Companion Winner:arctickle Plot:Garrison Keillor runs a struggling Satanic radio show. Maya Rudolph is pregnant with the son of Lucifer. One last fundraiser hopes to bring the Antichrist into this world. |
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Original Title:The Break Up Winning Mangled Title:The Break Upside of Anger Winner:CNYSkinFan Plot:After Brooke (Anniston) and Gary (Caughn) call it quits, washed up baseball star Denny (Costner) moves next door and counsels them to continue to sleep together to get back at Brook's ex-husband. He also suggests that Denny be allowed to participate and tape the whole ordeal. |
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Original Title:Art School Confidential Winning Mangled Title:Star Trek II: The Wrath of Art School Confidential Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:The whole galaxy is in jeopardy when Admiral Kirk's demented former art teacher (John Malkovich) gains access to the powerful Genesis Device, which he intends to use to create impressionistic art on a planetary scale. |
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Original Title:The Da Vinci Code Winning Mangled Title:Hedwig and the Angry DaVinci Code Winner:arctickle Plot:Tom Hanks promotes a band led by a transexual punk rock girl played by Clint Howard. |
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Original Title:Stick It Winning Mangled Title:Stick It Could Happen to You Winner:JPBuckner Plot:Young waitress (Bridget Fonda) learns a valuable lesson about herself when a customer (Nicholas Cage) leaves a membership to his gymnastics camp as a tip. Rosie Perez spends half of the movie shrieking at jet engine level decibels. |
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Original Title:Silent Hill Winning Mangled Title:Silent Hill Street Blues Winner:MR_MUCUS Plot:Stephen Bochco's gritty drama about cops in a cursed West Virginia town. LET'S BE FEARFUL OUT THERE. |
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Original Title:American Dreamz Winning Mangled Title:Field of American Pie Dreamz Winner:www.piranhakeeper.com Plot:A shy young teenager learns that famous baseball players get a lot of tail so he mows a baseball diamond into a corn field. He constantly repeats the mantra "If I build it, they will cum." |
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Original Title:Scary Movie 4 Winning Mangled Title:Scary Movie 4 A Few More Dollars Winner:Mr_Nonsense Plot:Bizarre parody of recent horror films and classic spaghetti westerns, starring Anna Faris, Craig Berko and featuring Carmen Electra as big-breasted barfly "Kit Balloons" and Leslie Nielsen as "Anglo Eyes". |
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Original Title:Lucky Number Slevin Winning Mangled Title:Lucky Number Slevin Can Wait Winner:Theodoric Plot:A mobster's son is mistakenly killed before his time and is sent back in the form of Warren Beatty. |
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Original Title:The Benchwarmers Winning Mangled Title:The Man on the Benchwarmers Winner:The_Solipsist Plot:Three geeks play baseball without realizing a strange man is having anal sex with them the entire time. |
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Original Title:Ice Age: The Meltdown Winning Mangled Title:Miami Vice Age: The Meltdown Winner:Parca_Mortem Plot:Michael Mann's new movie flops after a second sex video reveals Colin Farrell in bed with Jamie Foxx...) |