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I aten't dead.

(Oi, that's a terrible, tasteless joke.)


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Welcome to Stupidville, population 308 million plus, and growing

Thomas Jefferson, by most accounts one of the founding fathers you have to know to truly understand the Constitution, with his own monument in the nation's capital and part of Mt Rushmore


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Fuck you winter

Seriously.  We're done.  This is an abusive fucking relationship, and I don't have to put up with it.  Did you know it's summer on half the planet right now?  That's right.


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The Democrats need a punch in the nuts.

Spineless motherfucking snivelling pussies; they have had an unparalelled opportunity to do good stuff and they've virtually fucked it all away.


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Turtles have lists as well - Part Chahaar

Another decade is about to slide behind me, and here I sit looking back on them and just have to give them all together a thumbs down.  Especially that second one, geez, that year pretty


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Turtles have lists as well - Part San

Tis the season, so this list is dedicated to the childhood tradition of my annual christmas list of what I want from Santa.  I don't remember any longer how old I was when I&nbs


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Turtles have lists as well - Part Zwei

It feels like time for the second list that turtles have.  And never fear, there haven't been, aren't, and won't be any boy shorts.  Just some lists of movies, televsion, and those in the


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Turtles have lists as well - Part One

Even if they're giant flying turtles.  Everyone has lists of something, written down, in their mind, about all kinds of things.  So this turtle has decided to put some of them down, and t


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The Ugly Truth - Hollywood In Trouble

 


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Why Christians never stop managing to piss me off

I know Mr.


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