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Michael Bay hates you. And I can prove it. His disdain for humanity is so overpowering that at THREE SEPARATE TIMES during Transformers 2 somebody or something mentions that Megan Fox is attractive.

The United States of America has a disease.  I don't know if it's necessarily terminal, but I do know that the CDC can't do a thing about it.  What is this possibly dread i

It takes many forms, but the advice always boils down to the same thing.  One of the hardest things in life is to learn who you really are.

Who says you can’t go home? I do.

I act like it's the hardest damn thing in the world to make Cranky's part of my Daily Web Routine.  How's everybody been?

/ Fearing she might actually have a life now...

The last time I saw Christian Bale, it was in Batman Begins. He could barely squeeze into the costume, with rolls of chubb protruting from the mask right at his Pillsbury cheeks.

Fuck off.  While you're at it, fuck off.  When you're done with that, fuck off.  Once you've finished that, fuck off.  Then to top it off, fuck off.  In case you missed it

I’d heard rumors for weeks now, but had never actually seen them myself until last night when I made a concerted effort to look for them.

Spoiler: Star Trek sucks harder than the vacuum of space itself.