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Spoiler: Star Trek sucks harder than the vacuum of space itself.
Here's an alternate version of the terrible review I am sure you missed the first time around at Proto-Cranky. Enjoy?
It's May, the temperature is rising, the NBA playoffs are half over, Dick Cheney is still alive, and the white coloring on my girlfriend's Hello Kitty trampstamp is coming in nicely thank you
Are you aware, as I wasn’t last week, that if you buy a ticket to an Imax showing for which you’ll likely pay an additional $5 premium, that you may end up viewing your movie on a scree
Here's a review. Not very cranky.
Before you get on my case about this sort of thing, I'm rather open with my wife about my "extracurricular" activities.
I'd always suspected as much from Republicans and the spokes-models at Fox "News," but it's nice to see confirmation.
The state that keeps on giving never fails to please! The Oklahoma State Legislature apparently wants to revisit the Scopes trial a little short of its 100-year anniversary:
"There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and