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Dawgs in da House!?

I’d heard rumors for weeks now, but had never actually seen them myself until last night when I made a concerted effort to look for them.


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My Star Trek Review

Spoiler: Star Trek sucks harder than the vacuum of space itself.


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Teeth

Here's an alternate version of the terrible review I am sure you missed the first time around at Proto-Cranky. Enjoy?


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Welcome to Mid May

It's May, the temperature is rising, the NBA playoffs are half over, Dick Cheney is still alive, and the white coloring on my girlfriend's Hello Kitty trampstamp is coming in nicely thank you


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Don't Be a Victim: Imax, AMC, and Regal Are Ripping You Off

Are you aware, as I wasn’t last week, that if you buy a ticket to an Imax showing for which you’ll likely pay an additional $5 premium, that you may end up viewing your movie on a scree


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NPR weekend shows suck

 


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Tokyo!

Here's a review.  Not very cranky.

 


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I hired two girls from the erotic services section of Craigslist

Before you get on my case about this sort of thing, I'm rather open with my wife about my "extracurricular" activities. 


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Who wouldn't love a good tea-bagging?

I'd always suspected as much from Republicans and the spokes-models at Fox "News," but it's nice to see confirmation.

http://tinyurl.com/d3ntxl

Enjoy!


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Oklahoma: It's OK (as far as we know)

The state that keeps on giving never fails to please! The Oklahoma State Legislature apparently wants to revisit the Scopes trial a little short of its 100-year anniversary:


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